#MorningRandomStory#Gratitude#IT#FUBAR
Back in 1999, when I returned to the Yolo County District Attorney’s Office as an extra help investigator, the IT position opened up. 1/
Now, I had been a Registered Environmental Health Specialist, a Certified Hazardous Materials Specialist with the then known as the Yolo County Environmental Health Department and then a brief stint as the “Barney Fife holding a gun with one bullet allowed, safely and… 2/
…carefully tucked away in a deep pocket,” Environmental Crime Investigator BUT I had no formal training in IT - only personal and fascination/exploration knowledge. 3/
Chief Deputy District Attorney, Mark Jerome Jones (MJJ) - Mark J. Jones, Chief Investigator Peter K Martin (PKM)- friends and bosses/mentors lobbied then District Attorney David C. Henderson (DCH) to give me a shot at the job - a tremendous opportunity for me that I was so… 4/
…very grateful to have.
The office had just moved to a new location and one of my first, major tasks was to change out DCH’s computer. 5/
Background: DCH was the charging attorney back in the day, reviewing all incoming reports from Law Enforcement, making the decision to charge and then composing the charging documents to print out and hand out to the Deputy District Attorneys in the morning meetings. 6/
WordPerfect was the “King” for “legal beagles” due to its ease in generating pleading lines in documents and merging canned language. DCH had several “Forms” folders on his computer that he would use to merge that language and header/footer info. 7/
Keep this in mind, for the “Paul Harvey’s The Rest of the Story” details below. 🙏
I started the task in the early afternoon, after he left and figured it would take about 2 hours to complete. 8/
Well, shIT happened and for the life of me, I could not get the system to boot after cloning the drive. I spent the night at the office rebuilding the system from scratch - taking catnaps on his office floor from time-to-time. 9/
I finished at 5:47 am and felt grateful that “I got the bosses PC done and dusted,” patted myself on the back and headed home to shower, change and get ready for work. 10/
Later that morning, MJJ and PKM, both came to me and let me know that DCH was “HOT” as I had directed WordPerfect to the wrong Forms folder and ALL of the morning Complaints had the wrong address. 11/
If I recall correctly, it was Deputy District Attorney Kelli Brooksby - Kelli Norquist Brummett❤️ who picked up the error.
DCH stormed out of the meeting and kicked the hallway door on the way out. It left a hole in the wall. 12/
<Once the wall was patched, a memorial meme was attached to the wall - LOL>
MJJ and PKM both lovingly protected and nurtured me that day and DCH forgave me and gave me a second chance. 13/
I literally dropped down on my knees in front of him, begged forgiveness and pointed WordPerfect to the correct Forms directory so that he could redo all the Complaints.
I would NOT be where I am today if not for MJJ, PKM and DCH’s #SecondChance. 🙏❤️🙏 14/
I had an amazing opportunity in meeting Louise Hay a few years ago. 1/
Dr. Jeffrey Thompson introduced me and my co-students to Louise Hay at the celebration dinner after successful completion of his Holistic Practitioner Certification Course in 2015. 2/
Louise brought out a small, cocktail fork at the dinner table and when we asked her what's up with that, she picked up the regular fork and compared it with the cocktail fork. She pointed at the regular fork and said, "Just look at this fork - it's OBSCENE! 3/
2. Évitez d'utiliser les termes " neuroplasticité ", ou " voies neurologiques ", car ce n'est pas un langage approprié pour NeurOptimal®. 1/
3. NeurOptimal® fournit uniquement des informations au cerveau sur sa propre activité électrique. 2/
Pour ce faire, il mesure l'activité électrique de votre cerveau au niveau du cuir chevelu, par le biais des capteurs et du zAmp (mesure unidirectionnelle uniquement et rien n'est transmis au cerveau). Il s'agit d'une Training et non d'un traitement. 3/
1. How to pronounce NeurOptimal®: Neur Optimal (no double “o”).
2. Avoid using the terms “neuroplasticity,” or “neurological pathways” as that is not language that is appropriate for NeurOptimal®. 1/
3. NeurOptimal® only provides information to the brain about its own electrical activity. It does this by measuring your brain’s electrical activity at the scalp, through the sensors and the zAmp (one way measurement only and nothing is input into the brain). 2/
1/ My Personal Suggestions for NeurOptimal® #Rentals (snips included):
1. MAKE SURE THAT YOUR PRIVACY AND INFORMATION IS SAFE:
a. Make sure to log out of all Social Media Sites on the rental system (no snip).
2/ Privacy (Passwords and Usernames will be removed in step ii below - remove personal data).
b. Reset Edge to its Default Settings:
i. Click the menu icon (three horizontal dots) > Settings > Reset Settings > Restore settings to their default values > Reset.
3/ ii. To remove personal data, go to Settings > Privacy, search, and services> Choose what to clear > Toggle All Time and check each box (scroll down and check each box) > Tap-click on Delete
c. If you use One Drive, make sure to Quit One Drive: