Oh my, what a quandary we're in,
With seals, lions, bears,
All dying from a flu so grim,
#H5N1's spreading, we must not give in 🧵
In #Peru, sea lions by the score,
Are falling ill, what's this virus for?
And in #Montana, bears so bold,
Are losing sight, feeling so cold.
This bird flu's spreading far and wide,
With swans in #Edinburgh, nowhere to hide.
It's causing an ecological crash,
This pandemic's looking like a bash!
A poor big cat, was feeling ill,
His roar now faint, no longer shrill.
No cure in sight, the end was near,
This mighty king, now shedding a single tear.
Eggs were scarce, a rare delight,
Their prices doubled in one night.
The flu caused quite an economic boom,
For eggs, a price increase, in this room. #EggShortage

So let's take caution, let's be smart,
Stay away from sick birds, but it's not the only part,

We can play to keep the flu at bay,
And protect the creatures of our world, hooray!
A Tern flew in with a chirp and a call,
To tell the world that danger did fall:

"On their little islands, it's not quite right!
The penguins are sick, it's a dire sight!"
In #Havana's zoo, a #birdflu case
Has caused the entire place to have a sad face

Quarantine's been set
And the news has been met
With advice to keep far away from this place.

In Merced, #California's duck scene,
#AvianFlu was found, it's quite routine

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More from @TheMemeticist

Feb 7
The #Peru National Agricultural Health Service reports that a dolphin and three sea lions found dead along the Peruvian coast recently tested positive for #H5N1.
They are also awaiting results from a lion at the Municipal Zoo in Huancayo.

People who have had contact with sea lions, with or without signs of illness, or other mammals should seek medical treatment or monitoring. Personnel handling the corpses must also follow all biosecurity protocols as a precaution.
Read 5 tweets
Feb 7
This is what happens when you legalize the spreading of COVID-19.

Everyone gets a free license to spread whatever they want like #tuberculosis, and they kind of have a point. Not illegal for COVID, why illegal for TB?
Oh, don't worry, it's not COVID; it's just TUBERCULOSIS!
Both are BSL-3 pathogens. I think they need to make spreading COVID illegal too otherwise this makes no sense.
Read 7 tweets
Feb 7
I convinced #GPT to give me some headlines from r/worldnews, but for summer 2023:

"Breaking: North and South Korea Unite to Form the Korean Confederation"

"NASA's Mars Mission a Success, First Humans Land on Red Planet"
"World Leaders Gather for Climate Summit, Agree to Halve CO2 Emissions by 2030"

"Elon Musk's Neuralink Implant Allows Direct Brain-Computer Interface"

"Quantum Computing Breakthrough Solves Decades-Old Math Problems in Minutes"
I asked it to get some headlines on #H5N1 for 2023:

"H5N1 Virus Spreading Rapidly in Southeast Asia, Health Officials Concerned"
"H5N1 Outbreaks Confirmed in Major Cities Across China"
"WHO Issues Global Health Emergency Over H5N1 Spread"
Read 5 tweets
Feb 6
Well, it looks like the #DropletDogma has been proven wrong! #N95 masks are up to 75 times more effective than surgical masks in preventing #COVID19 transmission, according to a recent study.
A separate experiment from the study found that social distancing barely helped, with the infection risk reaching 80% after just one minute, and 99.9% after 20 minutes.
The fit of the mask is the most important factor, Bodenschatz, said. “It turns out that leakage dominates over filtration.” Masks should have a tight fit around the face and nose to minimize any air leakage.
Read 5 tweets
Feb 6
Still not sick in spite of living with sick, what is it?
Well, between masking and air purifiers you can reduce the odds of transmission drastically.
So I guess this little #Javascript function can reduce illness, and maybe even save lives, as it is what I used to gauge and then reduce my risk: github.com/TheMemeticist/…
Read 5 tweets
Feb 5
In the last month, our winged-pals and gobble-tastic turkeys at multiple far-meadows have been featherly infected, causing the deaths of over 1.3 million poultry.

This is one talon-ted virus that's causing quite the flap in the food chain! #BirdFlu
But don't just wing it, this isn't just a poultry problem. This flu is spreading like wildfire and is even affecting our wild bird friends and other wildlife, including the ursine species. It's time to take action and prevent this virus from hatching any further plans!
This outbreak not only affects the poultry industry, but also has wider implications for the food supply chain, as well as for the environment.
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