🚨Ω🚨 @Coinbase's bank is being sued for predatory lending in a large class action lawsuit filed ~8 weeks ago.
It gets worse though... Because @CrossRiverBank is also starting to have to sue people for loans that are going bad. Financials only allow 1.6% loss. $COIN
Specific allegations about how @CrossRiverBank (@Coinbase's bank! $COIN) broke the law and allegedly defrauded a bunch of people w/predatory "debt relief" lending along with #NewCreditAmerica
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Here's a lawsuit where @CrossRiverBank is suing someone for a $25,822.61 debt.
It can't cost less than $5,000 (more likely $10,000) to prosecute this case & collect. Shouldn't they sell this kind of case to a debt collector?
Or do they need the pennies that badly? $COIN
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Another lawsuit where @CrossRiverBank is suing someone for $36,444
I'm confused because these lawsuits reference "the agreement" and "at all relevant times" but make reference to no exhibits? And there are no exhibits on file?
WTF? is NJ dumb or is $COIN's bank dumb?
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Here's another lawsuit filed by @Coinbases's bank @CrossRiverBank against Randall Olsen for $18,750. $COIN
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And one more for $15,274. This one is fun though because @CrossRiverBank (@Coinbases' bank) submitted a complaint that was already rejected by the court for being filed in the wrong venue, thus driving up the cost of recovery of this $15,274.
$COIN ngmi
🧵9/Ω All this does not paint a particularly bright future for #CrossRiverBank when looked at at the same time as their financials, which I made a long thread about.
tl;dr they have a lot deposits that can be pulled quickly & can't take much loss on loans
@crossriverbank@HLensss 🧵12/Ω
Note that the "Client Scheduler - Remote" job listings are all over the country and not well paid.
Perhaps these are process server positions? If you sue someone to collect a loan you can't just mail them the suit, you have to serve them in person...
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The fact that:
1. @Coinbase just announced it may go offshore 2. @Circle just joined @CrossRiverBank but made a point to not leave any $ there 3. #SBA refused to forgive $300mm fraudulent loans 4. The lawsuits 👆
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While I'm here, did anyone else not know that in 2018 @CrossRiverBank took a $100 million investment from the former head of #Malaysia's national police force?
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👆 was apparently over the target bc my account is now shadow banned. if you don't follow me you won't see my tweets searching for [@]crossriverbank despite many ❤️
Feel free to QT me or copy/paste any of this content to yr own tweets so more people can see what's coming
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Here's my original ultra-mega thread about Cross River Bank, beloved by both Coinbase and Circle (USDC issuer) as well as #PPP loan scammers the world over, Chinese organized crime, and Israelis.
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And here's my less mega thread going through the Congressional accusations against Cross River Bank (namely that they facilitated and perhaps participated in #PPP loan fraud)
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It was suggested to me that perhaps these lawsuits might be mostly intended so #CrossRiverBank can make a show of pretending to try to collect on #PPP loans to try to convince the @SBAgov to forgive the $300m.
Hard to understand the total lack of exhibits otherwise tbh.
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According to Coinbase there is no way for users to lose their ethereum even if
1. @coinbase gets hacked (user keys gets compromised, etc) 2. there's a bug in the ethereum source code (are lawyers even allowed to comment on this?)
2. "not a common enterprise"
Here #Coinbase admits that there is a gathering together of assets, then makes up some nonsense about how bc you can sell them it doesn't count (nvm that the same is true for stocks), then pretends users won't lose if Coinbase makes a mistake (lies).
👀 lol #ScottShay (AKA #SignatureBank's theologian in residence, also known for his Gordon Gekko routine) got absolutely rekt on the final day of $SBNY trading. which I guess explains that weird bounce from $70 to $100 in the morning
@crossriverbank@coinbase@circle 🧵2/Ω @CrossRiverBank et al. "specialized in dubious loans" and "did not get better over time" as "lenders often doubled or tripled their potential misreporting rates in round 3 compared to rounds 1 and 2."
Sounds like (extremely) willful negligence. @oooitscrime
🧵3/Ω @CrossRiverBank's executives anticipated that people would try to commit #PPP / covid relief fraud early in 2020 (w/in months of American pandemic's start), and yet as noted above 👆 they issued increasing percentages of fraudulent loans (and pocketed increasing fees).
🧵1/Ω A few things about @CrossRiverBank, a tiny #a16z funded lender that originated more #PPP loans for "small businesses" than anyone besides Chase, BofA, and Wells Fargo, mostly for people who were not their customers.
🧵2/Ω They paid @McKinsey a bunch of money to tell the world that "while most banks originated PPP loans to their own customers, Cross River leads in originations to new customers" mckinsey.com/industries/fin…
🧵3/Ω Unlike other banks that blew up on "fund banking" recently (*cough* $SBNY $SIVB *cough*) @CrossRiverBank does their "fund banking" differently:
They package all the loans and sell them to weird "fintech" companies like @Upstart. @mikulaja
The first time it comes out on the floor of the Congress that we just bailed out a bunch of Chinese tech millionaires with links to the PRC at American citizens' expense...
💥💥~ 1:33:40💥💥
It gets even better when @SecYellen says that there will be no bailouts for anyone who holds more than $250,000 in a rural bank in Oklahoma that collapses [due to the Fed raising rates so quickly].
Trust me when I say you're gonna hear a lot about this for the next forever.
Without even commenting on right vs. wrong, I can just tell you this is the 2024 campaign:
Dems: "YOU ROLLED BACK REGULATIONS!"
Repubs: "YOU BAILED OUT COMMUNIST CHINAMEN!"
ad infinitum.
Here are some very wise words from the very wise wizard Chanos 👇