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I had claude write a dating ad for me. It felt like it was trying to hard to be fun and relatable, so I asked Claude to make a "joyless" version, and got this: 
Another one:
(It's not actually true that I "don't socialize recreationally", but I can see why Claude wrote that.)
(It's not actually true that I "don't socialize recreationally", but I can see why Claude wrote that.)
Vegan male, SF. Six-day workweek minimum. Diet: kale. Leisure: Anki. Seeking woman sincerely committed to the Good for honest, high-meta relationship. Conventional dating activities not offered.
elityre.com/date.html
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How it went down today - a photo 🧵
At 1pm in Trafalgar Square, hundreds of peaceful protestors sat together silently and wrote “I oppose genocide - I support Palestine Action” to defy the unlawful ban on Palestine Action, and to oppose UK complicity in Israel’s genocide.
At 1pm in Trafalgar Square, hundreds of peaceful protestors sat together silently and wrote “I oppose genocide - I support Palestine Action” to defy the unlawful ban on Palestine Action, and to oppose UK complicity in Israel’s genocide.
The first arrest.
Shortly after 1pm, the Metropolitan Police came through on their embarrassing U-turn, having previously said they would not make arrests, by further embarrassing themselves.
They arrested this lovely pensioner for holding a piece of cardboard.
Shortly after 1pm, the Metropolitan Police came through on their embarrassing U-turn, having previously said they would not make arrests, by further embarrassing themselves.
They arrested this lovely pensioner for holding a piece of cardboard.
One-by-one, the Met arrested each person of conscience holding a sign.
Most of the police seemed ashamed to be doing it.
We invite those police officers who have had enough to join us at the next action: EveryoneDay.uk
Most of the police seemed ashamed to be doing it.
We invite those police officers who have had enough to join us at the next action: EveryoneDay.uk
US intelligence indicates that China is preparing to deliver new air defense systems to Iran within the next few weeks -CNN
Intelligence reports also show that China may have already sent MANPADS to Iran during the war -NYT
Intelligence reports also show that China may have already sent MANPADS to Iran during the war -NYT
He Reported Every Detail of Their Marriage to the State
Vera Lengsfeld was a dissident. Knud Wollenberger was her husband. He was also Stasi agent "Donald."
The Stasi called it Zersetzung, the system's main psychological warfare technique. 🧵
Vera Lengsfeld was a dissident. Knud Wollenberger was her husband. He was also Stasi agent "Donald."
The Stasi called it Zersetzung, the system's main psychological warfare technique. 🧵
Socialism Can't Survive Strong Families.
A person who trusts his spouse more than the Party is already a threat. A family that holds secrets from the state is already a pocket of resistance. Every socialist state confronting this problem reached the same conclusion: private loyalty must be dismantled.
This was Zersetzung, or "decomposition", the systematic destruction of every relationship that competed with the state for your allegiance.
A person who trusts his spouse more than the Party is already a threat. A family that holds secrets from the state is already a pocket of resistance. Every socialist state confronting this problem reached the same conclusion: private loyalty must be dismantled.
This was Zersetzung, or "decomposition", the systematic destruction of every relationship that competed with the state for your allegiance.
Vera Lengsfeld was one of East Germany's most prominent dissidents. Her husband, Knud Wollenberger, was a poet who co-founded activist groups with her and encouraged her to take increasingly public stands against the regime.
He had been a Stasi informant since 1972. His code name: "Donald."
He had been a Stasi informant since 1972. His code name: "Donald."
This is pretty wild: US federal agents who participated in the "Operation Metro Surge" immigration enforcement operation in and around Minneapolis have been given "Trump-themed challenge coins adorned with skulls".
Skull iconography doesn't have a great history, let's just say
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, this evening:
"Dear citizens of Israel, my brothers and sisters, the campaign is not yet over, but even now it can be clearly stated – we have achieved historic accomplishments.
Full remarks >>
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"Dear citizens of Israel, my brothers and sisters, the campaign is not yet over, but even now it can be clearly stated – we have achieved historic accomplishments.
Full remarks >>
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I want you to remember where we were: Iran tried to squeeze us in a stranglehold; Hamas in Gaza, Hezbollah in Lebanon, the Assad regime in Syria, the militias in Iraq, the Houthis in Yemen, Iran itself. That is to say, they wanted to choke us, and we are choking them.
They threatened us with destruction, and now they are fighting to survive. We struck them. We still have more to do, and I will detail that shortly, but I want to start specifically with Iran itself, specifically with the head of the octopus -
In 2023, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Steve Kirsch about the ONLY place where vaccine manufacturers are honest.
And that’s in the manufacturer’s insert.
When you look closely at those inserts, you’ll notice an “amazing coincidence.”
And what that “amazing coincidence” is is that each of the 405 diseases that have become epidemic since 1989 is listed as a side effect in the vaccine inserts.
Autism is among those diseases listed.
Critics of RFK Jr. will say manufacturers will “throw the kitchen sink” on those inserts to keep their butts covered.
But RFK Jr. says “that’s not true,” pointing to a federal law.
“The Federal law says that they’re not allowed to list anything on that manufacturer’s insert unless [the] FDA determines that it is LIKELY that the vaccine caused that injury.”
What’s also an “amazing coincidence” is that scientists have found aluminum in the brains of children with autism—at levels HIGHER than almost any human brain tissue ever recorded.
Aluminum is a known neurotoxin. It’s not supposed to be in the brain at all, especially not during early development, when the brain is most vulnerable.
We know aluminum is used in many vaccines to amplify immune response. But where does that aluminum actually end up?
@MidwesternDoc investigated. And what this medical researcher uncovered could change everything you thought you knew about vaccines. 🧵
And that’s in the manufacturer’s insert.
When you look closely at those inserts, you’ll notice an “amazing coincidence.”
And what that “amazing coincidence” is is that each of the 405 diseases that have become epidemic since 1989 is listed as a side effect in the vaccine inserts.
Autism is among those diseases listed.
Critics of RFK Jr. will say manufacturers will “throw the kitchen sink” on those inserts to keep their butts covered.
But RFK Jr. says “that’s not true,” pointing to a federal law.
“The Federal law says that they’re not allowed to list anything on that manufacturer’s insert unless [the] FDA determines that it is LIKELY that the vaccine caused that injury.”
What’s also an “amazing coincidence” is that scientists have found aluminum in the brains of children with autism—at levels HIGHER than almost any human brain tissue ever recorded.
Aluminum is a known neurotoxin. It’s not supposed to be in the brain at all, especially not during early development, when the brain is most vulnerable.
We know aluminum is used in many vaccines to amplify immune response. But where does that aluminum actually end up?
@MidwesternDoc investigated. And what this medical researcher uncovered could change everything you thought you knew about vaccines. 🧵
Before we break this wide open, save this post somewhere you can easily find it later—and share it while you’re at it.
You’ll want these receipts ready the next time someone smugly insists, “There’s no evidence that vaccines cause autism.”
You’ll want these receipts ready the next time someone smugly insists, “There’s no evidence that vaccines cause autism.”
Isn’t it strange how it’s widely accepted that vaccines can cause reactions—just as long as they’re mild?
We are told to expect things like a sore arm, body aches, or a low-grade fever.
And on rare occasions, someone may suffer an allergic reaction.
midwesterndoctor.com/p/how-do-vacci…
We are told to expect things like a sore arm, body aches, or a low-grade fever.
And on rare occasions, someone may suffer an allergic reaction.
midwesterndoctor.com/p/how-do-vacci…
BREAKING: A woman that looks exactly like President Donald Trump has been discovered in Spain
Meet Dolores Leis Antelo — a no-nonsense Spanish farmer (agricultrice) from Cabana de Bergantiños in Galicia. She’s spent 40+ years working the same potato and cabbage fields with her husband, living the ultimate simple life. No smartphone. No internet. Just pure farm vibes.
It started innocently: a local news crew was filming a report on storms hammering Galicia’s farmlands. They snapped Dolores heading out with her hoe to check the crops.
A wise woman once shared with me what she learned from 40 years in a relationship.
Every young couple needs to hear this:::;
1. You’re marrying an imperfect person. And so are they.
Every young couple needs to hear this:::;
1. You’re marrying an imperfect person. And so are they.
The fantasy dies when you see the flaws.
The real love begins when you choose to love the flawed person in front of you,
As they do the same for you.
The real love begins when you choose to love the flawed person in front of you,
As they do the same for you.
2. Respect is the currency, love is the treasure.
You can love someone you don't respect.
But you cannot stay with someone you don't respect.
Cultivate a character worthy of respect,
and choose a partner you deeply admire.
You can love someone you don't respect.
But you cannot stay with someone you don't respect.
Cultivate a character worthy of respect,
and choose a partner you deeply admire.
SO PENIS HAS TYPES
Many boys and men worry about how their penis looks, but the truth is this, there is a wide range of normal.
Just like faces and height differ, penises also differ in size, shape, and appearance.
Most of these differences have no effect on your health, fertility, or sexual function.
Learn more about the different penis sizes and when you should be worried on this thread
Check my comments below 👇🏾
Bookmark for later
Many boys and men worry about how their penis looks, but the truth is this, there is a wide range of normal.
Just like faces and height differ, penises also differ in size, shape, and appearance.
Most of these differences have no effect on your health, fertility, or sexual function.
Learn more about the different penis sizes and when you should be worried on this thread
Check my comments below 👇🏾
Bookmark for later
TYPES BASED ON ERECTION.
1. Grower
This looks small or average when soft but becomes much bigger when erect. This is very common and completely normal
2. Shower
looks bigger even when soft and does not increase much when erect. This is also normal, just a different pattern.🧐
Are you a Grower or a Shower?
1. Grower
This looks small or average when soft but becomes much bigger when erect. This is very common and completely normal
2. Shower
looks bigger even when soft and does not increase much when erect. This is also normal, just a different pattern.🧐
Are you a Grower or a Shower?
BASED ON SHAPE
- Straight
goes forward when erect with little or no curve.
- Upward curve
bends slightly upward during erection, which is common and usually not a problem.
- Downward curve
bends slightly downward; still normal if there is no pain.
- Side curve
bends to the left or right; many men have this and live normally with it.
Mild curves are normal because, to be fair, no body part is perfectly straight 🤷🏽♂️
- Straight
goes forward when erect with little or no curve.
- Upward curve
bends slightly upward during erection, which is common and usually not a problem.
- Downward curve
bends slightly downward; still normal if there is no pain.
- Side curve
bends to the left or right; many men have this and live normally with it.
Mild curves are normal because, to be fair, no body part is perfectly straight 🤷🏽♂️
The lie you’ve been fed about self-made billionaires
billionaires “from nothing to everything” story
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billionaires “from nothing to everything” story
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🚨🇷🇴 A new Romanian document shows Andrew Tate is currently prohibited from communicating with dozens of alleged victims and witnesses and cannot come within 50 meters of them under judicial control.
Previous misinformation claimed otherwise.
🧵👇🏼 Read full terms below:
Previous misinformation claimed otherwise.
🧵👇🏼 Read full terms below:
“During the period in which he is under judicial control, the defendant TATE Emory III Andrew must comply with the following obligations:
a) to appear before the criminal investigation bodies, the preliminary chamber judge, or the court whenever he is summoned;”
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a) to appear before the criminal investigation bodies, the preliminary chamber judge, or the court whenever he is summoned;”
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“b) to immediately inform the criminal investigation bodies, the preliminary chamber judge, or the court about any change of residence;”
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