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This ice cream place always has a line out the door, but I don't understand why all their cakes are ant cakes. White ice cream cakes with brown sprinkles that look like ants
Visual Chatbot weighs in on the ant cakes Image: ant cakes<br /> Caption: a table topped with a cake and a cup of coffee<br /> Me: Yum, I love cake topping. How many cakes are there?<br /> Bot: 8<br /> Me: What is on the cakes?<br /> Bot: looks like some kind of UNK and some kind of meat, but I can't tell what<br /> Me: Is either of those things... ants?<br /> Bot: no<br /> Me: Phew. How many giraffes are there?<br /> Bot: 6
This bot likes cake Me: What is your favorite kind of cake?<br /> Bot: cake<br /> Me: What is your favoerite thing to have3 on cake?<br /> Bot: cake<br /> Me: How many cakes do you think you could eat?<br /> Bot: 4
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"in fact this occurrence, far from illustrating some kind of malign intelligence inherent to AI, simply reveals a problem with computers that has existed since they were invented: they do exactly what you tell them to do."
techcrunch.com/2018/12/31/thi…
@fioraesoterica summarized it very well:
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I trained a neural network on 1,228 types of cookies and apparently these are what cookies sound like to it.
aiweirdness.com/post/180892528… grandma's spritches, hand buttersacks, low fuzzy feats, walps, quitterbread bars, merry hunga poppers, lord's honey fight, fluffin coffee drops, spice biggersNutty Loispers *then Wholes
okay so i had a try at training the neural net on the cookie recipes themselves.
and um @@@@@ Noo No CA Cracker DECOR<br /> <br /> cookies, deserts, holiday<br /> <br /> <span class=1/2 cup brown sugar
1/2 cup sugar (or beaten
1 1/2 cup wheated sugar
1 tablespoon baking soda
1 cup brown sugar
3/4 cup brown sugar
2 egg whites
1/4 cup sugar
1 cup packed brown sugar
1 cup brown sugar
3 each egg whites
2 1/2 cup sugar
1 tablespoon powdered sugar

Cream the egg mixture and vanilla. Beat mixture to mix well. Add egg whites and vanilla and flAv" src="/images/1px.png" data-src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dt1-fRlU8AECLNN.jpg">
here's another neural net cookie recipe. it was looking almost normal for a while there. @@@@@ NooN ----FILADONOUSED----<br /> 2 tablespoon egg whites<br /> <span class=1/2 cup white sugar
1/2 cup flour
1 1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup brown sugar
1/2 cup brown sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 1/2 cup sugar
1/2 cup wheater water
1/2 cup brown sugar
2 eggs
1/4 cup mark
1 cup butter or margarine
3 cup sugar
1 teaspoon vaniLle
1/2 cup sugar
1 tablespoon milk
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3/4 cup corn" src="/images/1px.png" data-src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dt2LBozUwAAOsDM.jpg">
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This list by @vkrakovna (and the paper that supplied a bunch of them) is one of my favorite things about machine learning. I'm collecting another unofficial list of unpublished examples.
Like this one by @_joelsimon, who evolved new floorplans for an elementary school. It produced a cavelike warren of bubble-rooms because nobody had told it to do straight walls or windows. joelsimon.net/evo_floorplans… Left: Optimized for minimizing traffic flow bewteen classes and material usage. Right: Also optimized for minimizing fire escape paths.
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A trip to a water park that has become a day-long series of traditions.

Starts with a long drive, radio barely on, talking about everything and nothing.

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⌈ nct dream college au ⌋

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