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Mo Nazmi Ahmad @MOnazmiahmad
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Kalau tujuan utama kenduri Is mewar-war kan yang you dah kahwin, daripada belanja 50k, spend 20 k beli billboard kat federal highway dan tampal poster. "Kami dah kahwin."
Sebagai orang Advertising, mai I Bagi cari untuk war-warkan korang dah kahwin without spending thousands of ringgit. Cara pertama, Tweet atas ni.
Buat video Kat youtube. Tunjuk video orang lafaz nikah guna Phone kawan suruh dia record.

Title: Kami dah Kahwin.

Share kat fb and twitter and suruh orang share and RT.
Kalau cousins and aunties tak guna Social media sebab dorang hipster yang purists, instead of printing invitation cards, print la war-war kahwin cards. Letak sijil nikah and send to them.

Design sama boleh digunakan untuk hantar melalui whatsapp.
Kalau radio ada minta dedication lagu, pilihlah lagi lovey dovey mungkin dari Anuar Zain dan bagi message ni:

Saya nak dedicate lagu Anuar Zain kepada isteri saya yang baru saya nikahi. Hi semua saya dah bernikah.

Nanti DJ tu baca, semua orang tahu.
Kutuk retis yang selalu retaliate.

Kat instagram dia, comment ni:

Eleh kau ni buruk hodoh x berbakat! Bukan mcm isteri i yang baru i nikahi. Cantik. I dah nikah dengan dia.

Nanti tabloids seperti roti kaya and oh bulan cover korang, semua orang baca n tau U da kahwin.
Print flyers mungkin 100 helai atau lebih berdasarkan kemampuan, tunggu Kat shopping mall dan distribute flyers tu.

Semua orang akan baca and tau You dah kahwin.

If not. Pergi rumah ke rumah letak dalam peti surat dorang.
Ambil gambar sijil nikah dan Upload On Facebook.

Pastu boost that post mengikut kemampuan anda.

Mesti orang tau You dah kahwin.
Check berapa call minutes u dpt dari telco u.

Let's say 30 minutes and it's takes 5 secs to say "I da kahwin dan halal dah tau. Doa kan. Thx."

U ada 30 mins. In a min ada 60 secs. 60/5 = 12 ppl in a min. 12 x 30 mins = 360 ppl. So in 30 mins u bleh inform 360 ppl u dah kahwin.
Call kawan-kawan you yang mulut tempayan dan tipu dorang yang U ada secret. Tell them

"Ni secret tau. Shhhhh. Don't tell anyone. I dah kawen tau. Dah halal."

Disebabkan mereka mulut tempayan, semenanjung serta Sabah dan Sarawak akan tahu yang You dah kahwin.
Kalau nak lagi cara, bayarlah!

Ingat i nak exposure ke ha?

Exposure tak leh bayar hantaran i tau.

Sekian.
Fuck another typo. It*
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