Really.
This movie did almost as well as the first at the box office, and unseated E.T. The Extraterrestrial for #1.
So it's great, right?
Wait. They changed a few bits. I think there's some additional lines from Mrs. Voorhees, and they show Jason get back up. (remember, ending was ambiguous)
Oh, no.
Oooh, nooo.
I guess just an old private convenience store, like they had back in the dinosaur times.
Why? He hasn't changed clothes in years. There was no closet in his little shack.
Oooooh, nooooo.
Yawwwn. We already did a pole.
That makeup! That fashion!
That van...well, that's more 70's really.
Erm...man? I think these are all not-teens...
They will die.
Awkward fat kids. They usually die. I suspect the female driver Chris/Kris/Ruth may be the final girl this time.
Grand.
It is possible to over-use signature sounds, ya know.
Maybe even this one.
Probably this one.
The dialogue.
The script.
Just...wow.
Remember, he's just a guy. A guy with some really bad gashes from a machete.
Wooooooo.
So glad they left that in.
Ah, the 80's.
A) She's "technically a minority" in a period where all non-whites were usually killed.
B) Chris "had something happen to her" that we don't know about yet.
Tragic past always wins.
Why that and not something kill related? Was there a law?
Seriously, was there? I don't know.
...9 minutes of screen time, more in real life. Like I said, pretty sure Vera was supposed to be killed later, rather than when she was. Wonder why they re-arranged it.
The head squeeze kill! That was SOOOO AWFUL!!!!!!
So awful it's GREAT!!!!!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
It's just comedy. And too long.
"I have had ENOUGH of this running shit! And my leg is killing me!"
That's just dumb.
Gah.
Is now there so we can re-create and invert the original ending scene.