Still playing Japanese romance games. So many of them remind me of that episode of The Simpsons where they did Lord of the Flies, and in the last 10 seconds, a narrator says in beneficent tones, “And then someone came to rescue them. Let’s say it was... Moe”
“And then someone cured Shingen’s tuberculosis. Let’s say it was... Moe”
Last night I finished a route in Midnight Cinderella and the king I didn’t want to marry said, “Listen, I am making an executive decision: I am faking your death and both our countries, everyone you know, will grieve you. And then you’ll be free!” All my choices were, “OKAY!”
And then months later the knight I actually loved came and found me! He knew in his heart I wasn’t dead! And now we can be together! How??? Do we unfake my death? Did he leave his knighthood? What do other people think of this????? THE END.
(I can’t wait for people to read any of these tweets out of context. “You what”)
