Alright lads, let’s play a game. Guess the iconic poem from my summary and you’ll win absolutely nothing but a sense of self satisfaction.
1. “Ngl my girlfriend is clapped, but she’s a real one still.”
2. “In Olde English, Christ nails you.”
3. “If you’re writing about cold weather, prepare to freeze your bollocks off my guy.”
4. “BIG PIMPIN IN XANADU”
5. “Birds of a feather chirpse together.”
6. “You lot are fucking idiots lmao [tweet 1/1028]”
7. “Verse so good I made Him come twice.”
8. “The Thicc of It: an XXX porn parody.”
9. “RIP my bird’s (who’s into birds) bird :’( “
10. “Big Dick Emoji.”
1. Shakespeare, ‘Sonnet 130’
2. Anonymous, ‘The Dream of the Rood’
3. Wallace Stevens, ‘The Snowman’
4. Samuel Taylor Coleridge, ‘Kubla Khan’
5. Chaucer, ‘The Parliament of Fowls’
6. Alexander Pope, ‘The Dunciad’
7. W.B. Yeats, ‘The Second Coming’
2. Anonymous, ‘The Dream of the Rood’
3. Wallace Stevens, ‘The Snowman’
4. Samuel Taylor Coleridge, ‘Kubla Khan’
5. Chaucer, ‘The Parliament of Fowls’
6. Alexander Pope, ‘The Dunciad’
7. W.B. Yeats, ‘The Second Coming’
8. John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester, ‘A Satyr on Charles II’
9. Catullus, ‘Lesbia’s Sparrow’
10. Annie Freud, ‘Aubergines’
Thassit folks!
9. Catullus, ‘Lesbia’s Sparrow’
10. Annie Freud, ‘Aubergines’
Thassit folks!
