Can someone explain why there was a SYRINGE on the cover of this old sound effects LP? Like, did syringes used to make noise? And, if so, what kind of noise? I imagine a slide whistle, except instead of a "whoo-ooo-oop" it was more like the sound of people being tortured in hell. 
Oh, Dear God in Heaven, there were several of these records.
OK, so this one is subtitled "doctored for super sound." I'm so confused right now. And also ready to create a graphic novel called "The Sound Effects Man," about a guy who kidnaps people, pushes syringes into them, records their screams, and then sells the LPs for $3.39.
Among the sound effects on this one, apparently was "dynamite blasting," "coal hoist winch room," "car cash," and "lawnmower." Why am I completely convinced that all of these sounds were recorded while people were being muuurrrdered?
Apparently, nothing says "have fun with sound effects" like a dog being choked.
Um... what sound does a woman in pasties make, exactly? What the actual fuck was wrong with sound effects people back then?
Here's the tracklist from that last LP. It does not appear that any of these tracks is a sound effect from a burlesque show. These people just wanted to put boobs on their album cover, and so they did.
The late 1950s and early 1960s were some strange fucking times.
This one, from the "Doctored For Super-Stereo" series in 1961, had such hilarious sound effects as "Russian Roulette."
Are sound effect people still this dark? Inquiring minds.
