"You're not still talking about the enneagram, are you?"
"Oh, I ennea-am!"
"Oh, I ennea-am!"
the non-kosher potluck where everyone brings a pork-based food that represents their number? #enneaham
The 90s movie with Sinbad based on the enneagram that everyone remembers seeing but doesn't actually exist? #enneashazaam
the imaginary train in my head that goes around the outer circle of the enneagram, taking you from number to number? #enneatram
A horror story where Dracula uses the enneagram to wreak havoc? #enneabram
That enneanum 1 sweet potato giving you the stink-eye because you mispronounced it's name? #enneayam
Annoyed by the Enneathought of the day? It's #enneaspam
Refuting someone's perception of you vociferously using the enneagram? It's an #enneaslam
Everyone who listens to your podcast? #enneafam
Buying enneagram branded things to wear? #enneaglam
Scheduling time with friends (cough cough not just people I've never met on podcasts) to talk all things enneagram? That's an #enneaplan
Gonna be a guest on an episode of @NoChillEnneaPod tomorrow but can't remember all the #enneaslang offhand? You need to #enneacram
that beaver just made her home in the shape of a nine-pointed star #enneadam
you just heard a sick #enneaburn, your response: #enneaDAYUM
the lines of the enneagram aren't arrows, y'all. they're legs, and they go by the term #enneagam
running from the cops because you talk about the enneagram too much, you're on the #ennealam
favorite song on the radio that perfectly expresses your type? #enneaJAM
@bethany_perk's new nickname: #enneamadame
"Wake me up before you go go (Because I'm a nine and I love naps)" is the stirring hit from my 80s-themed pop band #enneaWHAM!
your friend who always comes in for the assist when you connect some random thing to the Enneagram: #enneawingman
the difference between an #enneasham and an #enneascam? One's an imitation personality tool that looks like a pentagram but with more points on the star (maybe 7?) and the other is a pillowcase with the enneagram printed on it
"oh crap! my enneagram-hating friend is coming over (he's such a one!) so you can't stand here and just keep talking to me because he'll get annoyed--you better #enneascram!"
the go-pro that @TheRichardClark wears as he podcasts: #enneacam
oh my gosh have you seen HipsterStroller's new #enneapram? it has 9 different settings so your baby can travel in exactly the way that their number requires
