Thread by @shookyquirk

yoonkook au where yoonjin are good friends and decide to have a cook off to settle who’s better and yoon meets jin’s little cousin jk and is instantly infatuated but doesn’t want to act on it because that’s a cHILD and his friend’s baby cousin at that

- yoonjin were roommates in college and now they’re both successful as rising producer/actor respectively
- tae is yoongi’s childhood friend and managed to convince yoongi to let him live with him while he’s in college
- jk moved in with jin when he left busan to study in seoul

- hobi is a well-respected choreographer and has his own dance studio where jk takes classes
- jimin is a dance major and interns at hobi’s studio
- side vmin

- joon is in grad school and is a ta at snu, he’s also a soundcloud rapper and does gigs some times
- yoongi released a fairly successful mixtape on soundcloud as agust d, no one connected to him so he posts things there anonymously
- also possible side namjin

oKAY LET’S GET IT 🤪
yoongi has a personal account which is private but i don’t think this app has that option so pls keep that in mind

maknae line

i love ‘94 line so much

listen when i started this, miss hyuna posted that video of her and hyojong after leaving cube and i just had to

it’s begun

friday 😬

“be decent” is code for ‘put on pants and hide your mchanzo fanart’

taegi are so soft i love them

hehe

okay i’m back and it’s time for the cook off!!!!

joonjikook are the judges

you’re either thirsty for yoongi’s hands or you’re lying

any of u the type of people who are really affectionate to people you’re cool with but then your crush walks by and you’re like?? what is words??

i love taegi pt.2

listen, having jimin as a friend is the biggest blessing anyone could ever hope for

i relate to jk so mjcb

gay

tag yourself: i’m tae

the next morning 👀

(aso ignore time stamps pls i didn’t know it reverted back to my time ajdjah i’ll try to be better with that in the future)

hoseok is the messiah of all panicked gays

meanwhile jk

jk? going thru it
yoongi? endeared
hotel? trivago

uwu thank you hyung 💕💘💖💓💞💗💘💕💘💝

- also in the last post yoongi’s tweet has rts bc i’m an idiot but it shouldn’t!! bc his personal account is private, thanks sorry bye 👋🏽

the yoonvmin content we all deserve

he just really liked the score guys...

jimin is there for them though :(

two types of people

it’s 11:59 so technically it’s still friday thus it still counts as a daily update

perhaps he has a cr*sh

when he finally catches up

jk’s reactions to the movies i’m using is pretty much me the first time i watched them

okay so like... time stamps....

taehyung is the emotional pillar of that relationship

baby steps

he lives with taehyung, of course he knows memes

this one’s for my fellow sope enthusiasts

friendly reminder that jk loves his hyungs and cares for them very much, jikook version

SO!! agust d still talks about ambition as well as depression, anxiety and ocd, but it just doesn’t talk about suga/being an idol for obvious reasons and ‘so far away’ and the skit aren’t a part of it

:/

:)

also my best friend said that it’s cute i made jk talk like i do and i literally had no idea that’s the mess i come across as jsdjjajs 💀

it’s just getting a selfie jk, not quantum physics

GDI I ALWAYS SKIP WORDS WHEN TYPING I AM SK SORRY

“thanks”

these are the pics they sent

i’m back!!

hsksjs i started this thinking it’d be short and funny but then my brain went off and this is now pretty much a fluffy slow burn, sorry???

they’ve both been busy this week...

everybody say thank you, taehyung

who’s gonna tell jin.....

yoongi might act chill but he’s going for the win

have i mentioned i love taegi??

also somebody please get jk a glass of water

jimin is not having it

aahh sorry today was crazy but i’m back before midnight!!

jk right there is all of us whenever bts wins an award

the corner is the name of an actual bar by where i live that closes at 8am and sometimes has live jazz nights and i love it

i feel like irl jk would like mudslides, they literally taste like milkshakes

but please just because they taste like milkshakes doesn’t mean you shouldn’t pace yourself, it’s baileys with vodka and you should never underestimate vodka

you mixed drinks, kid. that’s what the fuck you did.

jk gets the 411

so now that he knows what happened...

things aren’t that bad or complicated jeongukkie, that constant feeling of the dread is just the anxiety™️

listen, yoongi dear, jk is hungover he can only hold one conversation at a time

the fact that everyone knew yoongi was worried about jk though

“oh lol”

yoongi opening his oldies playlist on limewire: all i do is win, win, win no matter what

jk ain’t ready

tbh my hangovers are pretty mellow if i ever get them at all so yeah, let’s assume jk can bounce back quick like that too

me: has literally like three major plot points i can’t wait to get to

also me: let me just make one thingy with seokjin because i miss him 👉🏽👈🏽

tbh i just couldn’t remember if the score was good or not and i’m too lazy to look it up now so let’s just say it just wasn’t that impressive...

baby steps pt. 2

i’m back!! poll results about written parts got like 200 votes and result is: i’m writing them in notes!! to the 22% of you who want me to stick to sns format, don’t worry, there’ll only be a few written scenes in total... now update!!!!!

pretentious snobs, his classmates are pretentious snobs

h e ‘ l l s e e

🌟 it’s recital night 🌟

loving jimin hours: open

yoongi speaks everything to existence...

.... “𝑔𝓇𝒶𝓂𝓂𝓎”

hobi really took one for the team there

it’s like.... he knows you don’t gotta be gay to like men.... but he still oblivious as shit

so.... i was going to update yesterday but haha, life, you know? 😅

sorry!!! anyway, we’re back and this update has text and angst, a little. i will be talking about anxiety, so you’re warned... jk is not having a good week :/

kudos if you had noticed the little emo tweets i’d included before...

we stan a supportive and loving family

ajdkajsj i hope these came out okay

my phone recognizes everyone’s name except jk’s i’m mad ajdkajsj

he’s doing his best

it’s update time 🎉🎊

they have been there for each other eight years guys...

this one stands alone because namgi❣️

now extremely self-indulgent movie ref of the day ajdjsjjs

baby boy culture and yoongi is weak

“i’m at the studio” sure jan

me unnecessarily editing a “poster” for the event? more likely than you think

let’s get it

can u imagine being in the crowd when hobi and yoongi got on stage during all force one?? i would’ve busted a lung like wtf

everyone: going through it

jin: opportunity to drag

also skdjsjns that half-hug before yoongi raps his cypher pt. 2 verse > my life

same gukkie, same

BABY STEPS 🙃 pt. 3

OH MY GODJANSJSN it’s been almost five hours since i updated and i just noticed i left this out akdnsjsn

this is supposed to go between the first and second screenshot in the previous post I AM SORRY

it’s my au and i’m making sure all the guys stay winning

remember how yoongi was “in the studio” when he got that pic? yeah that was code for gay panicking to jimin and tae after choking on his drink

jk: i don’t want to do this >:(

jimin: but think about this,.. his smile...

jk: this is what i was put on this earth to do 👊🏼

jimin is the only reason all this worked out

almost didn’t survive this week but i’m back with an update!!

that jk look remains superior

me using this au as an excuse to download a thousand pictures of jk wearing this? more likely than you think

taehyung: if you want a job well done do it yourself

these two owe everything to vmin

build up before yoongi gets to la casa

my au is so fluffy omg how did i get to this

video theme: revealed

yoongi is very, very endeared

unfortunately for him, his friends are no help

did yoongi really stay up until ass o’clock in the morning figuring out how to send that one text? yeah,, it worked tho

update time úwù

yes i’ve been building this up since i first made jk’s twt layout

he grew some big balls since he asked him on that date

the fact that “honey boy” and licking the bath bomb are both things that happened irl sends

tbh unless anyone gives me any ideas, the “idol” is staying unnamed lmao i’m not that creative

confident gay* skdkskdk

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i knew making a profile for hyuna would come in handy at some point

they’ll be fine

i’m back, time for update, and what does jk want with yoongi????

oh so he SMOOTH smooth

yea i just realized i could just use the 🔒 emoji to show when an acc is private ajsjsjjsjs

jimin was concerned for his dongsaeng :(

jk gon end up blocking namjoon too one of these days

tag yourself i’m user mercyonme

jk: ready to get his ass handed to him by jin

jin: no wait, this is actually genius

i’m back, i’m sooo sorry for the wait ;_; i didn’t have time to work on the update at all last week :/

i stan eternal roommates for life 🤧

they like starting their days talking to each other i’m 💕💘💗💓💞💝💞

written scene i’m 🙇🏽‍♀️

you should maybe listen to this after reading all that, if you want:

i love subtle displays of love i’m :(

listen i had an update ready somewhat a few days ago but :/ idk i didn’t like it so i had to like come up with something different 😔 sorry for the wait but we back now

you guys yoongi actually did say joon dressed like mathilda in a run episode akdjsjs i love him

listen i like that movie

yoonkook nation rise

jk started dating agust d and said fuck y’all haters

uwuwuwuwu

hi i’m back and we’re nearing the end of this au 🤧

wow @ the typos i made last post, what is grammar

stream epiphany

jimin really is /the/ ride or die

i grew to like @/mercyonme the only oc that matters

babies the both of them 💞

not at how i accidentally ended up making jk’s final video presentation be the same day i have my last final this semester jsjdjsj

hobi the first yoonkooker in this au

jk ain’t ever unblocking jin at this point

jin saw the video and got all 💘💖💗

they grow up so fast 🤧

it’s a little hard to describe the way i envision the video in sns format but i hope you can get the feeling of it somewhat :>

refer to this:

https://twitter.com/shookyquirk/status/1058808955105918977?s=21

and the post that followed if you want a refresher on what jk’s video is supposed to be about :)

:>

[to be deleted] my last final is tomorrow so i’ll be able to update soon!!!! we’re almost, almost done here, thank you so much to everyone who’s liked the story, it’s my first and only au/fic whatever and i’ve enjoyed writing it a lot!!! i wish you all a fantastic week💞