put on my bluetooth headphones, they connected but i couldn't find my phone, so i took my warranty replacement phone that i'm moving my stuff onto, used its Tile locator app to activate the app on my older phone, causing my headphones to blast me with the Tile noise at max volume
i'm tired, drunk, and want to go live in a desert cabin with only analog electronics
thought "i'd like to be slightly more drunk," realized i had most of one of those tiny whiskey bottles since i rarely drink. wow! it tastes bad! who invented this shit
for an beverage that tastes actually interesting, your local wolf recommends old monk very old vatted rum, or new deal gin no. 1. the first is wonderfully spiced and the latter tastes like you're drinking an herb garden, but the sorts of herbs that smell good as you walk by
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