How did I not know about Futuresport, the made-for-TV knockoff of Rollerball, until now, and wtf kind of accent is Wesley Snipes trying to pull off here?
THEY PLAY THE GAME ON HOVERBOARDS
Paul Heyman plays the announcer, which means he has the distinction of appearing in not one but two horrifically misguided attempts to cash in on Rollerball.
"It's hard to believe this game will actually replace war!"
Yes. Yes, it is.
Yes. Yes, it is.
