This seems like a perfect time to watch Nic Cage in what immediately looks to be another in the long line of laughably bad Netflix dystopias.
Well, this definitely ain't subtle.
It's The Humanity Bureau, for those of you who want to join me in this particular brand of purgatory. I think it just dropped today.
Cage is a bureaucrat who decides if poverty-stricken Americans are productive enough to stay in the country or if they should be deported or arrested.
This is gloriously bad
I trained a bot on 1000 dystopian movies and 500 Hallmark movies and it wrote The Humanity Bureau
What's the opposite of character development?
Nic Cage is really phoning this in, but it's hard to blame him.
I can't believe there's 40 minutes left in this thing.
DIRECTOR: Make it a cup of coffee, but futurish.

ART DIRECTOR: Um, how about a giant cardboard sleeve?

DIRECTOR: YES
ART DIRECTOR: Didn't the movie say earlier that coffee is rare?

DIRECTOR: THAT'S WHY HE NEEDS A BIG SLEEVE
This kid is the worst.
SOYLENT GREEN IS...

Wait, are you not surprised? Did we signal it too far in advance? How about this paternity shocker? No?
The Humanity Bureau goons have way worse aim than stormtroopers.
Have we ripped off Snowpiercer yet? Okay, hang on a sec...
"It's easier to build fear than to build a wall"
"...you don't kill 7 million people and keep it quiet..."

Did we really need the Holocaust one-upmanship?
Finally
Holy shit, even by Netflix standards, this was awful.
I guess the first wave of Trump-era dystopias were bound to be as dumb as the reality they're commenting on, but come on, guys.
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