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Dickensian Danskin @InnuendoStudios
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Maybe we should stop letting Rob Marshall make movies.
I did not hate Mary Poppins Returns. Emily Blunt is about the only person who could play Mary and she lovely, as is Ben Whishaw. And it has a number of interesting ideas.

But its ideas didn't cohere and it was mostly boring.
Oh, and the one Big Emotional Moment rang so false I was kind of disgusted.

Like, dude, don't give me fake sentiment and a mediocre some reprise when you're mourning a lost family member.
It also has the exact same ending as Christopher Robin, where the Big Bad Capitalist is defeated by the intervention of the Older Nicer Capitalist, so all we need is kinder corporations and our childhoods won't be destroyed.

GEE I WONDER WHY DISNEY WOULD KEEP USING THAT ENDING
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