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Austen Allred @AustenAllred
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All I really want in life is someone with an extraordinarily hot company to send all the VCs a deck full of cumulative graphs just to troll
You need to be like a Bird or Lime level of hot though. Every VC in the valley knows you’ll be funded by a top VC, then just cumulative graph everyone, and see who is willing to look past that and who questions your judgment from a fundamental level.

Would be interesting.
Also, I recognize it’s entirely likely that I am the only one entertained by my own thought experiments
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