So, anyone want to hear a story about witches, alchemy, and creepy-ass New England colonizers?
My crystal ball says YES.
AND an alchemist. He founded New London partly as an alchemist colony.
“lol *that’s* not witchcraft AMATEUR NIGHT *losers* byeeeee!” — Gov. Winthrop, probably
From 1655-1661, no one in CT was convicted of witchcraft.
"*FINALLY* we can GET BACK to some good ol' WITCH-HUNTING without that KILLJOY cramping our STYLE!” — everyone in Hartford, apparently
There were EIGHT TRIALS in EIGHT MONTHS.
Four people were executed.
Five (extremely relatable) people just up and got out of Dodge--uh, Hartford.
*to be clear, we're talking about colonizers anyway, soooo
The widow went free.
Execution of witches in CT? CANCELLED. Over. Done with. There was never another person executed for witchcraft in the colony/state.
1. This all happened a good 30 years before the Salem Witch Trials in neighboring Massachusetts.
2. No exoneration, posthumous pardons, or official memorials have ever been made for the Connecticut victims of witch trials.
(Apologies for any misinterpretations on my part or errors I may have introduced.)