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My youngest son was asking me what rattle snake tasted like and I said “basically chicken”

He said “If so many ‘delicacy’ meats taste like chicken, why isn’t chicken a delicacy?”

🤔 Smart kid.

Rattle chicken

Have you ever tasted frog? I rest my case.

Delicacy chicken by granny

Buried lede: Chicken is a delicacy in Socialist countries.

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