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This is a new series I’m calling ‘Dank Reviews’

Today on ‘Dank Reviews’.......

Peaches: Great fruit, I recommend them.

4/5 stars ⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Dank Reviews™️

Cars: Kinda cool and very useful.

4/5 stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Dank Reviews™️

Pineapple pizza: Absolute garbage.

0/5 stars and 5/5 thumbs down

👎👎👎👎👎
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Guns: Great. You basically hate America if you don’t own at least 6.

5/5 stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Disclaimer: I lost all my weapons in a tragic boating accident.
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Twitter: Cancer

5/5 stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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My youngest son was asking me what rattle snake tasted like and I said “basically chicken”

He said “If so many ‘delicacy’ meats taste like chicken, why isn’t chicken a delicacy?”

🤔 Smart kid.
Rattle chicken
Have you ever tasted frog? I rest my case.

Delicacy chicken by granny
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They’re gonna lie about it for weeks but here’s the simple facts, we don’t give a crap about AOC dancing, it was funny imho, we do care about her trash Socialist opinions tho.
Also, not many of us care that Rashida Tlaib said a cuss word, it’s just kinda funny she called for impeachment right out of the box.

We all know why, it’s the real problem we have with her, to sweep the anti-Semitism she has under the rug.
Side note: We have the exact same problem with Ilhan Omar.

Besides many other things she has done she is also anti-Semitic.
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Well, the Dems did elect Rashida Tlaib and Ilhan Omar.

Not sure how that'll help the "cause of women" tho.

Also, delete your account.
This HAS to be in the running for dumbest most un-self-aware piece ever written.
Also, no. The answer to their question is no and water is wet.
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#New PA cong. map increases D chance of winning the House majority by 4%. They only need a 6.8% generic ballot margin now (down from 7.7) to be favored.

Diff. will be closer to 10% in Nov when uncertainty from polls is ⬇️. Redraw is a very big deal.

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My forecasting model will have new PA map in the near future. This is not just a simple switch; it’s a coding redesign, restructuring of input, & drawing new geographic files. Takes a while (for me, a student).

In the meantime, just add 3-4% to the model: bit.ly/2018_house
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