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Dear @APA: In my quest to cure my toxic masculinity (also known as the pathological condition of being male), I have decided to implement the following behavioural modifications: 1) I will watch The Bridges of Madison County once a week for the next 6 months; 2) I will refrain
from watching the @nfl ever again as this perpetuates sexist and antiquated stereotypes of masculinity; 3) When exercising, I will only listen to @LisaLoeb's "Stay"; 4) I will only watch positive erotica wherein the actors stare lovingly into one another's eyes for the duration
of the movie; 5) I will cross my legs in the manner that true men such as @barackobama and @justintrudeau do; no more manspreading; 6) I will reject my transphobic mating preferences; specifically I will now recognize that I should be attracted to women who have vaginas &/or to
women who have nine-inch penises; 7) I will seek to eradicate any conspicuous cue of masculinity (no beard; will speak in a softer and higher-pitched voice; no more risk-taking; etc.; There are other changes that I'm exploring but this is a good first step. - Dr. Androgynous Saad
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Please remember that all cultures are equal. Those that grant full rights to gays and those that throw them off buildings; those that treat Jews as humans and those that exterminate them; those that treat women as equal individuals and those that treat them as chattel;
those that allow freedom of conscience and those that kill you for leaving their faith; those that allow for freedom of expression and those that kill you for blasphemy, etc. All cultures/religions are equally nice and if you say otherwise you are a truly mean and bigoted person.
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Indeed. To posit that women are sexual beings linked to men's pleasure when creating porn for male consumption is crazy. fightthenewdrug.org/media/porn-por…. Positive erotica, developed via the consulting efforts of Women's Studies professors, would have the following form:
1) Men and women would be shown gazing into each other's eyes for hours without needing to speak; 2) Men would be shown repeatedly complimenting women's non-physical traits; 3) Men would be shown in the corner of the bedroom crying whilst women achieved sexual satisfaction using
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The intellectual and moral dishonesty of those who are now shifting the goalpost from "Kavanaugh is a sexual predator" to "Kavanaugh's anger at being accused of being a sexual predator shows that he does not have the right temperament" is a stain on human dignity. Using that
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interview filled with indignant anger at being falsely accused of being a serial pedophile, we'll move to reject his/her candidacy on the ground that his/her emotional lability proves that he/she does not have the temperament to be a professor. This "serial pedophile" test
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