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I spent a LOT of time and killed a LOT of people to help a profoundly malfunctioning robot park a colonial era warship on top of a skyscraper this afternoon, and if you think I regret any of that, you don't know me very well. #Fallout4
The USS Constitution is part of our human cultural legacy and a rare treasure of bygone days, and if you think I'm gonna let a bunch of filthy shitheads scrap it for three months of iguana kebabs and needledrugs, you are w r o n g .
Also, dropped Hancock off at Spike's Home For Discarded Lovers and went and got this little turd. His perk is just too good, I want it as soon as possible.

(The timing was good, cuz he got to watch me steal everything of value aboard the Constitution before I sent it skyward.)
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