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Son ingeniosas las bromas y chistes de la presunta izquierda sobre las mutilaciones de Blas de Lezo. Cuando se agoten, para mantener la guasa propongo seguir con Durruti. Por ejemplo: era tan español que en vez de pegarse nuestro habitual tiro en el pie se lo pegó en la cabeza.
O en el pecho, vamos. Donde se lo pegara o pegase.
Es que te partes, oye. Pum. Con Durruti. El naranjero apoyado en el suelo y pum. Te partes de risa. Como con don Blas, que parecía el torero Padilla. Luego seguimos con el Cid, ganando batallas embalsamado como mojama. Y mataba moros, el muy fascista.
Y luego hay quien pregunta por qué este país de chistosos analfabetos lleva siglos yéndose al carajo.
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