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All eyes on me.
To my right was the office, my destination. I took a quick glance at the black beauty who seemed to be challenging...
"Who is in charge here?"
I was on fire that morning 🔥
"What can we do for you, Sir" one of the ladies asked. Nigerians and answering questions with questions...
Why was she covering it? Did she think I was looking? I wasn't even looking. I didn't even notice the cleavage 🙄. Hissing in my spirit, I gave her the completely filled form requesting she speeds up the process so I could leave in five.
"Oga, there are...
Whoa! Seems I just lost my fans
"Alright,...
Gently, I walked to the balcony corridor turned waiting room where I found a sit next to the corper. A few seconds turned to a minute, a minute turned to three minutes and I was...
While in my thoughts, she reached into her handbag and pulled out a pack of Orbits....
One. Two. Ready. G....
"Care for one?" She asked before I could shoot. "Yea, sure" I answered while picking one from the pack, unwrapped, put in my mouth and tendered my gratitude to which...
Having to spend loads of hours there was nightmarish to me but due to the urgent nature of what I needed the Identity Card for, I had no option but to wait. This led to me cancelling and postponing appointments, sending delegates for those I couldn't shake off...
A changed day
While accepting the new nature of my day, there she came. A Queen basking in excessive glory, oozing self confidence as she sashayed all the way back to her seat - I pictured her on the runway.
"What's going on in there?" I questioned..
1PM 🕐
"Seems we have more hours to spend here" she said as she feigned a cry and playfully placed her oval head on my shoulder. My mind instantly travelled..
"How are you spending your Valentine's Day?"
"Back home eating and watching TV" I replied.
She gave me a doubtful look before explaining how hers was going to be a bit depressing. Awwwww.....
The turbulence caused I and Funmi to yawn simultaneously. Wow!
"So are you just going to give up?" She asked
"Give up on what?" I asked curiously
"Valentine? Our Valentine?" She replied...
Turns out she was playing...
"Do you have a girlfriend?"
My soul almost choked on the boneless meat I had just ingested. I thought of bae and all the things we've been through. The ups and downs. I never lie to girls about her place...
All in a second I made up my mind to tell her. I looked deep into her eyes and said...
Her driver called
We were acting like a bunch of 20 year olds who just found a room to vent their coital frustrations.
I pulled away reluctantly. She had to go and I had to pick my book to avoid stories that touch.
"Bye" she said as she left for her...
She did it....
Now facing the building with a devilish grin as if to curse it for holding her hostage for almost ten hours. She got into the cab and slammed the door!!!
Wait, what????? 😨
Eight good hours with this girl and I didn't say a word to her. I just kept fantasizing. Imagining things.
I went back upstairs. Then it happened...
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