THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY

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The story I'm about to tell you all happened in the Ghetto.
It's a long story so its in two parts
2nd part will come shortly

This is based on a true story.
These were the hards times people.
The councilor had just announced that all the youths that were unemployed would get the chance to be employed in various fields.

Saka you can imagine kuzara kwakaita ma youths mu Ghetto.
This was an opportunity to do something with their lives.
Most ma youth thought that they will be sent somewhere maybe to go work Kuma office chii chii, vachidedzera kuti I'm going for lunch njani njani , kalife kemu office Kaye.

But that wasn't the case
Ma Youth were given basa to clean the streets of the hood
No pressure, all the ghetto youths wanted was to get something to do Mari yavo vachipihwa.

All was well the first two months.
People got paid , we were empowered.

The ghetto was now looking proper.
We even had people from brooke looking for places to rent.

Tanga tave kumberi.
I was assigned Supervisor to oversee all the operations that were taking place in the community.

Kutaura chokwadi zvaifaya,
Kwese kwandaisvika ndaipihwa food.
Kunze uku kune vakadzi vevanhu vanogona kubika ndapota
Third month things started Changing.
Ma youths weren't getting their salaries in full, hell some were not receiving anything.

So me being the representative of the people, munhu we vanhu , I had to act.

I went to talk with the councillor to resolve the issue.
When I got there I saw that handisi chinhu,
Handina kana basa, nditoriwo munhuwo zvangu asina bag to influence vanhu Ava.

I laid out zvichemo zvevanhu and they told me they'd look into but at that moment I knew this was a lie
People had had enough. Criminal levels were rising
It was time to protest, all the promises that were made unto us went in the ditch.

It was Saturday when the people decided to March in the ghetto.

"Toda Mari yedu" they shouted
I was pamberi to calm th angry crowd

"Paghetto zvinhu hazvina kumira mushe this time. No No No
Asi chichemo changu kuma youth haikonai kumixer necrime, No No No"

Ndiriku tryer paye to get into the Mind of the youth

I continued...
"Ndaisava wise mu class asi pakutsvaga ndiri street smart
Handina swagga ini ndiri classy handisase sase no chit chat
Saka nhamo off shift focus good life huya spender ma dollars,ndo life...

Ndisati ndapedza kutaura I heard...
Stranger: "Madollars apiko iwe, hatina Mari chimbomira kurota,dzoka paground wangu, URI wanga"
Me :"Sorry wangu , ndikuedza kuti we can pull through , ngatirambei takashinga zvinhu zvichanaka"

Now at this time I was trying kusimbisa ma ghetto youth, but clearly it wasn't working
While all this was happening the councillor had hired some goons to go assess the situation and protect councillor

MaYouth felt kujairirwa kuunzirwa mamonya ,
All we wanted was to be heard but it wasn't happening
The noise started , pane Jahman vakakanda banana aimed at the councillor.

One of the goons caught it mid air with his right hand
He slipped and fell.

"Ah wagwan, kubata banana kwakutsvedza kutodonha kunge aritsika, ndeyipikoiyi." Ndini hangu nechemumoyo
The councillor quickly got in the car and took off with the goons.

"Pane One asara mafia, uyooo" one called out.

Hameno kuti mukoma Ava vasara sei ghetto richipisa kudai,.
His name was Jabu.

The mob all wanted to descend on him.
There was no way he was going to survive this.

Even he(being tall and muscular) knew he wasn't gonna come out alive if he decided to face the crowd alone.
His name was Jabu.

Jabu :"Varume mirai, kuti tipedze nyaya iyi hunzai one wenyu wemu ghetto tirovane zvipere izvi, 1 v 1"
The ghetto agreed and we chose our champion Givy wemaskiri.

Givy akamborwa nemasoja 3 vakafunga kuti varohwa na Bruce Lee.
It's safe to say taimutemba Givy
Jabu :"so inzwaika, Givy wenyu can take any weapon he wants and ini I'll fight ndisina"

Ah ah ah Jabu Jabu Jabu, kuda kupinda yekedero , yekedero mu fight vakutemba nei, vane death wish kaava.
Me:"Iwe tikwanire, this is not Tiriparwendo wanzwa, kutozviona kunge yekera,anonzani kouya wepa Tiri..."

Stranger:"Wangu wangu hatiziye isu tadhibha,ukubvunzani?

Boys hasha ndedzeiko ndiri mumwe wenyu ini,iwe Jabu hona mabasa ako na councillor ndakupindurwa gwabvu nevekuziya
Now as all this was taking place, all this commotion all this noise.

I noticed someone in the crowd, it was him ladies and gentlemen, the devil himself.

Baba Shamiso.
All the memories of our embarrassing day all came back
I quickly called Peter

Me :" mdara, ndaona mdara wa Shamiso

Peter :"ndiani iyeye"

Me :" chimbomira majokes haisi trap iyi,svika kune noise kumashop and huya na Tatenda"
After 10 mins Peter and Tatenda arrived panzvimbo nemamonya ekumaraini.
It was pay back time

Tatenda :" Panashe, wamuonepi mdara uye taura tinzwe"
Me :" boys uyo akamira apo uyo"

We went towards baba Shamiso mubonyoresi
And as we got nearer he saw us.
He knew ma1 atanga and he ran .

We looked at each other in shock .
There was a moment of silence between the crew .

Mbavhaaaa Mbavhaaaa

We shouted pointing towards baba Shamiso..

(2nd part to follow)
Continued...

Now mu ghetto ukadedzera mbavha wotoziya kuti munhu iyeye hakuna kwaanosvika.

Munhu wese akambobirwa Chero muna 2000 anenge akutogaya kuti ndiye saka munhu anomhanyiswa chete
Takatanga kumhanyisa Baba Shamiso.

Peter "Bataaa bataaa mboko iyo"

Haaa dzaimhanya wena ah๐Ÿ˜‚

Takatadza kurova recovery tasiiwa.
Taona kuti zvadhakwa izvi tikadzokera hedu kuma shop kune noise
Tasvika paye wanike Givy na Jabu vachiri vakamira.

Peter :"Aizve ko havasati varwa nanhasi, chii chikuitika"

Tatenda :"hameno mdara enda unoona kuti how far"
Peter vakamhanya ndokusvika pakati pa Jabu na Givy

Peter :"varume varume, zvingatonetsa izvi, rega tigadzire mazamhu ana Mai venyu.

Peter vakasota two mavhu kumaita semazamhu.

Right boys , anotanga kupaza zamhu ramai vemumwe ndiani
Jabu vakapaza zamhu Givy kwakutobuditsa musodzi nehasha.

This always works

Givy :" Jabu ,zamhu ramai vangu uneshuwa"
Jabu:"haha patapata rezamhu iro"

Vanhu ndokuti ahhhhh
Fight ndokutanga,
Givy wakapa Jabu mambama,
Jabu ndokudoserawo.

Panga pakuita kunge pane vanhu vakuombera maoko izvo Ari mambama.
Uyo givy apa one chematsenga nzungu chikomana Jabu ndokudzedzereka but haana kudonha

Me :"apa paita zvemamonya apa"
Peter :"shaa ndizvo zvatanga tichifanira kuita Mubonyoresi uya nxaaa"
Me :"taizvigona here izvi wangu?
Fight ichiri kuitika kauku remember.

Jabu ndokurova Givy ma flying kick paye ndiye dhii kudonha.

Haa zvafa boys anomuka here apa
To our surprise Givy gets up , dusts himself and advances Kuna Jabu.

Crowd goes wild

Zvakuchinakidza kaizvi,
Meanwhile kunze vanhu vakanga vakubeja paye Mari .
Ghettoneurship kaiyi, zvikufaya
Out of nowhere Givy kicks Jabu right in the balls.

We heard kwaaaaa.

Ah ah .aurayiwa vana kauyu.

Jabu ndokusura paye after kurohwa akadonha.
After a few seconds Givy kwakudonhawo akuwara nezi smell .
Vanhu vave pasi vese manje tangotarisa.

Some guy came running achiridza pito paye ndiye kusviko pinda paNa Givy na Jabu ndokuti

1,2,3..4.5..6
Imi imi imi.
Imi kaimi.
Yatove wrestling here iyi.

Zvikomana zvotanga kuedza kusimuka apa vanhu are cheering.

The guys finally got up before the random guy counted to 10.
The fight is back on
The guys were tired ,their faces were butchered, but noone wanted to suffer a defeat.
No one was Willing to surrender..
Jabu took his belt off, he was now being cocky, tryner mess with Givy.

Kwaa kwaa kwaa
Givy akurohwa paye.

The tables have changed

After an intense beat down, trousers Ra Jabu ndokudonha.
Ko anga asisina belt zve paye.

Everyone went silent
"Kadoyaaaaaaaa" one random female from the crowd shouted.

Ahhhh shittt ko vangafambe vasina kana boxer zvavo.

Vanhu ndokuti bvuuu kuseka
Dignity lost , Jabu vakwidza trousers paye .

"Murume mukuru haunyare, umborine mukadzi here, anonxwei ipapa, svoda" mumwe mukadzi uyu

Now this was it people.
He could not take it, this was worse than fighting, asuffer defeat Murume uyu ndokutiza nenyadzi
Me being munhu we vanhu, supervisor, a respected gentrumen,

I went and declared Give the winner.
Our Ghetto champion, he never disappoints.
The police and army was then deployed and vanhu vakatiza kuenda kudzimba.

THE END!!!!
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