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#CongressNeverAgain
#CongressIsParody

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THIS IS AN EXPLOSIVE EXPOSE ON THE SURGICAL STRIKES BY THE KHANGRESS!
ONLY FOR INDIAN EYES; DO NOT SHARE THIS ACROSS THE BORDER!

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The Khangress has claimed that they have conducted 6 surgical strikes, denied by Army (yeh Armywallo ko kuch bhi pata nahin).

At great risk to life & limb, I have accessed a top-secret document from the tijori at Khangress HQ at Akbar Road, New Delhi.

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Sam, the unnamed eye-witness source (who wishes to remain unnamed) has provided me with a detailed, blow-by-blow account of the events that lead to each of the 6 surgical strikes by the Khangress (yeh Armywallo ko kuch bhi pata nahin).

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#CongressNeverAgain
26th Dec 1988 and the Prime Minister and Congress President Rajiv Gandhi planned a ten-day holiday at Bangaram Island.

The Lakshwadeep Archipelago consists of 30 islands of which Bangaram is one, an uninhabited island, covering a mere half a sqkm.

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The Indian Navy's aircarft carrier, INS Virat picked up the holiday-goers from Mangalore & sailed them to Karavatti, the capital of the Lakshwadeep Islands.

Let that sink in.
Not a luxury cruise ship
Not a hired, private yatch
Not a plane
But Indian Navy's aircraft carrier

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An aircraft carrier is not an ordinary ship; alone on the seas.
It is a warship that serves as a seagoing airbase.
It is the capital ship, heading a Carrier Battle Group, requiring exceptional protection for itself.

A vulnerable aircraft carrier is a useless white elephant.

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If I ever became PM

My first ordinance will be to rename JNU to Veer Savarkar University

What will be yours?
My 2nd order will be to renama Janpath Rd to Shri Nathuram Godse Marg
My 3rd order will be to reclaim Nehru/Indira/Rajiv samadhi and make a green space of 100 acres

#CongressMuktBharat
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6. Providing electricity to 18450 villages
7. Introducing Ayushman Bharat
8. Not letting the terrorists into India like the UPA government.
9. Generic medicines
10. Reducing price of stents
11. For reducing joint operation
#NarendraModi
#ModiSangCG
#जय_सिया_राम_जी
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12. Providing employment due to Make In India scheme
13. Not even a single corruption charge in 4 years of Modi government
14. For making Dalit the President of India
15. For making woman as India’s Defence Minister
#MeraPMmeraAbhimaan
#NarendraModi
#वंदेमातरम
@narendramodi
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#DidYouKnow
-As per an RTI reply, the Congress President Sonia Gandhi’s home is spread over 15,181 square meters.
-It is bigger than the Prime Minister’s residence, 7 Lok Kalyan Marg, which is spread over 14,101 square meters.
#CongressMuktBharat
-In 2013-14, the expenses for the maintenance of electrical fittings at 10JP incurred were 7 times more than the previous year and amounted to Rs 51,43,318.
-In 2012-13, it was Rs 7,82,968 and in 2011-12 it was Rs 2,65,681.
These dubious figures have been revealed by CPWD in RTI
-These expenses are paid by the Government.
-In other words, the expenses for the lavish stay of the Italian Queen are paid by us, the tax-payers!
#CongressMuktBharat
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#CongressMuktBharat - How @INCIndia plans to “divide” India via @CamAnalytica - A twitter series! #CongressDividesIndia
#CongressMuktBharat In its proposal to @INCIndia - @CamAnalytica wants to divide India according to our behavioral psychology- basically psycho analysis of every individual - @divyaspandana #CongressDividesIndia
#CongressMuktBharat @CamAnalytica plan to divide India for @INCIndia - detailed for states & #LokSabha #2019 #CongressDividesIndia
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