‘Food means food,’ it said. ‘I have no further comment.’
Sources said they expected the cat to be rubbing up against your leg and mewing in a pathetically annoying way in the near future.
No further amendments will be tabled tonight.
The cat has tabled a mouse.
The cat has said it is prepared to:
– eat the food
– not vomit on the kitchen floor
– stop walking between our legs as we go downstairs
– not pester us about food ever again
All we have to do is tickle its tummy just there no left a bit ooh yes that’s it yeaaaahhhh.