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I'm rewatching #InfinityWars before I see #AvengersEndgame tomorrow. And if they can bring back Loki, who died on Asgard, they damn well can bring back Heimdall.
Also... (apparently I'm live tweeting #InfinityWars), if Dr. Strange had just listened to Stark and put the Time Stone in the garbage disposal, we wouldn't be in this mess. But NNNNNOOOOOOOOO. Strange and his stupid oath. Look at this fool.
What year is it in #InfinityWars if Tony Stark has a flip phone but also the Google Glass glasses thing? Make it make sense.
Banner asks Wong where he's going and he's like "back to the crib. The "sanctum remains unguarded." Fam. There is NOTHING anyone wants in the "sanctum" except the Time Stone, which is no longer there. Witcho punk ass.
I could also watch Bearded Cap emerge from the shadows on loop for 3 hours and 4 minutes or whatever #AvengersEndgame is gonna be. #InfinityWar
Let's talk about how ScarJo was being all cute with "we don't want to kill you. But we will" with Thanos' ugly children when... she really shoulda killed them so they didn't END UP IN WAKANDA. #InfinityWar
Here we go with the logic again. Vision says destroy the stone in his forehead and Thanos can't get it. That makes TWICE that they could've prevented Thanos from invading Wakanda.... and all the other stuff that happened. #InfinityWar
They had the Gauntlet nearly all the way off and then StarLord's dumb ass had to catch feelings for Gamora. He called himself a "long term booty call" and now look. Half the Universe dusted because he got emotional. #InfinityWar
Strange: Spare {Stark's} life and I will give you the Time Stone." Man, how important Tony must be in #AvengersEndgame. He didn't say that about anyone else. Can't wait.
Wanda took her own sweet time removing the stone from Vision's big head, didn't she? And she only used one hand at first. What a waste. #InfinityWar
And Thor should've gone for the head. Or at least the left arm. What a wonderful movie #InfinityWar was. I'm staying offline until I see #AvengersEndgame tomorrow. Because if one of you nig nogs spoil it for me, there will be trouble.
