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#B25v5South @danpopko with the pity start as Julius Swerving is running the fill-in crew. Let's see if they can still put up buckets like I predicted
#B25v5South if @earvrhartwell is dropping wHet 3s like that one they'll be juuuuuuust fine
#B25v5South an exasperated @khalidlakanwal calls TO during a broken offensive possession. 4 minutes of game time seems a little early to press the panicky "EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN" button
#B25v5South Splitters up 8-6 after 6 minutes of play and Swerving still not sure what sport they're playing
#B25v5South Hyatt misses his third straight triple and immediately motions to the bench for a sub
#B25v5South of course @nutes5 is going to rescue Swerving from their offensive malaise. Blood and bloody ashes
#B25v5South 9 points for EB in just 4 minutes off the bench. Swerving up 15-10
#B25v5South @bkoller297 with a move in the paint that, while not 'nice' or 'pretty' or 'competent' still succeeded in getting the ball through the hoop, so it counts for 2 points. 20-10 Swerving , forcing a Splitters TO
#B25v5South Railsplitters are 2-11 from downtown and pretty desperately need Shwartz to connect sooner rather than later
#B25v5South @danpwood trying to singlehandedly drag the Splitters back in this thing, hitting a 3 and converting an alley-oop from Shwartz
#B25v5South @earvrhartwell adds another triple to his box score and @khalidlakanwal finds him the next possession for another! 30-17 Swerving
#B25v5South oh man @danpopko shuffles around the court like a 2025 version of, well, me. NOT a good outlook for the rest of his #CACreer. Maybe he should go back to live-tweeting the Bachelorette
#B25v5South not the offensive competency I expected but the competency I deserve. It’s 33-23 Julius Sweving at the break 
#B25v5West @earvrhartwell back at it in the second half with another 3 and 5 more points as Swerving is suddenly up 17
#B25v5South you can't hope to contain EARNEST HARTWELL!!
#B25v5South Hyatt with his 4th 3 of the night to rope me into thinking the Splitters can come back. Down 50-40 with 12 left
#B25v5South sometimes are #CACreer 28% 3 point shooter hits 5 of 7 and you tip your cap
#B25v5South 8-0 run by swerving and it's an 18 point lead - time to enter the stats from the first game of the night...
#B25v5South tough to beat a team that shoots 45% from 3! Julius swerving rolls to a 79-58 victory
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