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Brooke Binkowski
@brooklynmarie
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Oh god god.
Good* god
I can’t believe we are letting the kids who brought briefcases to school on purpose run shit
I spent both years of my high school life smoking in front of 7-Eleven maybe you should vote for me I’m totally chance to do the dog I love your face but yes no that does it for his yoga sweat oh and also my dog who I could not bring with me what a cutie what’s your name is in
I left voice to text on while meeting a dog on the street and accidentally sent this I’m keeping it lmao
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Brooke Binkowski
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lmao of course it's Cuccinelli. because being a TV pundit is equivalent to actual expertise to those who have no understanding of complex issues
washingtonpost.com/politics/cucci…
"He accused Obama in 2015 of encouraging “an invasion” by illegal immigrants. And on a radio talk show in 2012, he said that a D.C. law that prevented animal control workers from killing rats “is worse than our immigration policy. You can’t break up rat families.”"
It's this guy btw politico.com/blogs/ben-smit…
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Brooke Binkowski
@brooklynmarie
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You sure you want someone as scared of milkshakes as @Nigel_Farage in charge of anything?
"Oh dear"
A bunch of my family lives in Folkestone and Hythe I will be so proud if I find out they're milkshakers
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Brooke Binkowski
@brooklynmarie
The Center for Immigration Studies is a rebranded "population control" group that aims to "preserve" a "Euro-American majority" in the words of its founder, John Tanton. This should be noted anywhere they are currently allowed to normalize their ideas.
sourcewatch.org/index.php/John…
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