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I just saw a guy with masculinity so fragile he got knocked down by car. Read on!
Coming out of the supermarket and there’s this guy. You know the kind, all bollocks and elbows. Walks like he’s carrying an imaginary piglet under each arm.
Coming out of the supermarket and there’s this guy. You know the kind, all bollocks and elbows. Walks like he’s carrying an imaginary piglet under each arm.
He looks over to this young woman and says, “Hey, baby!”
She just scowls and looks vaguely disgusted.
“What’s the matter, you don’t like men?” he asks.
“Sure I do,” she says. “Let me know if you see one.”
Lolz
She just scowls and looks vaguely disgusted.
“What’s the matter, you don’t like men?” he asks.
“Sure I do,” she says. “Let me know if you see one.”
Lolz
He looks angry, so I make sure he sees me laughing. That way he knows I’m watching too. “Fucking lesbian!” he says, desperately hanging onto his internal narrative. Then he strides off through the car park, right in the middle of the road, like a sack of affronted boulders.
There’s a car already backing out of a space. Fragile Boy gestures extravagantly, as if saying, Will you look at this asshole! They clearly can’t see him, striding along. And he just keeps walking. They keep backing out. Wham!
He walked right into a reversing car. It knocked him flat on his arse. By now several people are watching and laughing, but several of us hurry forward too, in case he’s genuinely hurt.
The woman driving leaps out, shocked. “I didn’t see you!”
The woman driving leaps out, shocked. “I didn’t see you!”
Fragile Boy jumps up, ranting about fucking this and fucking that, and marches off, blood pouring from his elbow where it hit the tarmac. I explained to the driver all that had happened.
We all had a good laugh and went on our way. What amount of energy must it take to be that guy all the time? Hopefully he gets that elbow checked out. What a fuckknuckle.
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Addendum: odds on this guy would march in a straight pride parade.
