Me: You can make the coffee in the french press
Person: Hmm, I don't know how to use one of those
Me: It's easy. You just have to put 2 tbsps of ground coffee in it, put boiling water, let it steep for 4 minutes.
Person: Steep means just let it stay right?
Me: Yeah, you got it.
Person: Okay cool.
Me: You can make coffee in the french press
Alexa: You can find french presses for 20$ on amazon.com
Siri: You can get coffee in these 5 coffee shops
Robot: I don't understand
Me: I think I need a glass of wine now :'(