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keep coming up with Huey Long crony names. Murvis ‘Pappy’ DeBelFontaine Esq
‘Alligator Gig’ Robardicheaueaux IX
Sheriff Hephaestus ‘Boss’ Dehavilleporte elected unopposed to a sixth consecutive term in Dogass Parish
most of the crime in Dogass Parish is people blasting muscle cars over uncompleted wooden bridges at 90mph. and airboat feuds
they pronounce it ‘doo-gah’
the main town is Dogdick Landing. the name is unrelated to the name of the parish and coincidental. they got electricity before they got a Protestant church
burned down six times in the civil war, all by the confederacy
population: bout 700 uh huh yeap
culture: yearly festival celebrating the tradition of youngsters sticking their entire heads in mud holes to pull out crawfish with their teeth
culture: yearly festival celebrating the tradition of youngsters sticking their entire heads in mud holes to pull out crawfish with their teeth
