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neet silver
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This fuckin guy
It’s so funny that Erik Prince loves death squads so much he will try and sell them as a solution to any problem, and he’s so bad at it that even the US isn’t buying any more
do you know how badly you have to fuck up everything to walk into a conference room in DC like ‘what if you gave me a few million dollars to form some mercenary death squads’ and have them NOT all nod seriously
I guess at some point something like common sense has to prevail, because invading Venezuela would be difficult for a real military and Prince wants to do it with fifty guys whose only tactic is to shoot their way through traffic with airpods in
ROIDED-UP BAD CONDUCT DISCHARGE MARINE: YEAH MAN I STILL LOVE DROWNING POOL I DON’T GIVE A FUCK. DO U WATCH UFC
TRAITOROUS VENEZUELAN ARMY COLONEL: uh,
MARINE: YEAH I GOT THIS TATTOO OF GEARS OF WAR FROM GEARS OF WAR AFTER I GOT OUT, THE MILITARY’S FAG SHIT ACTUALLY
COLONEL HERIBERTO GONZALO ADOLFO DE EICHMANN-MÜLLER Y PINOCHET: excuse me
the only funnier interaction was the Bay of Pigs, in which this was sort of reversed and a bunch of snake-eating child-raping fascists had to ask for air support from a bunch of Ivy League dickheads who had to jerk off with their dads to get into skull and bones
GUY WEARING A UNIFORM WITH MULTIPLE SKULLS ON IT: please... the communists are killing our friends merely for owning successful child brothels
TREMULUS VANDERBILT XVI: my heart bleeds for you Carlos but Buckley has promised to take me skinny-dipping and you don’t say no to that
FASCIST: please... you love killing communists, help us
VANDERBILT: I’m leaving Cissy with the children to go and exchange heartfelt but deeply repressed looks with the Dulles brothers in front of a big ritual owl statue this week
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