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So like 30 minutes in will this debate actually start?
This lighting makes Beto look old and gray instead of steely and emo
I am not loving the jerkiness tonight. EWarren right on point re not using R talking points.
8 yr old nephew: why is everyone yelling? Are they all mad at each other?

Dad: Bernie Sanders looks weird with his hair brushed.

I have the best debate companions tonight.
Is there a reason Tapper is giving Bernie every 3rd comment?
Dad: has anyone told these people that there won't be any auto workers in 5 years? Why is this an interest group?
Dad: anyone who sounds like a republican should be yanked off the stage.
Mayor Pete A+ tonight. Sounds like a grown-up amidst the scratching match.
Can we end the use of -justice as a suffix before it becomes meaningless forever?
DARK PSYCHIC FORCE OF COLLECTIVIZED HATRED

There are all kinds of diversity on this debate stage
Oh it isn't the lights, it's his make-up.

Again: never airbrush, men
DEEP TOXICITY UNDER THE SURFACE (juju hands motion)

I will miss MW when she is gone -- mostly for the hand motions.
Ummmmmm what CNN genius allowed an ad about hunting people to air during the debate?

And who paid for it?
Text from old friend: "Delaney looks like the stunt double for the worst principal I worked for."

Yes.
My dad is cheering MW's explanation of thriving society = stimulating economy, quit nitpicking.
In stoppage time, CNN finally gets to foreign policy questions.

Bernie sounds like Trump a lot, it turns out. And receives the same boost from Kremlin info ops. How handy!
This question re Kim Jong Un is completely stupid. It's like CNN is treating this debate like a Cuomo prime time panel discussion.
Nephew: "I'm glad I'm watching this because now I can say I know how dumb all the candidates are."

🔥🔥
Nephew: "wait, are we getting rid of Trump?"

We vote for prez every 4 years

Nephew: "ugh... Wait, TRUMP HAS NUCLEAR WEAPONS?"
Mayor Pete call out of hollow Repubs A+.
Bernie is the new Nader. He literally can only discuss one issue.
Last commercial break: hunting humans for sport!

This commercial break: clown car

Profound.
Dad: why are they doing closing statements? How about asking another question like "why are you wasting someone else's time by being on this stage?"

I wish dad would get on Twitter.
Dad should MST3K all debates. It's brilliant. I am weeping with laughter.
Hickenlooper: what a night, I loved it!

Dad: well you should have been in the audience!!
Mayor Pete, why you so good.

My dad sits in total silence as Warren speaks.

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The swarm of campaign comms ladies coming on stage with giant tote bag purses -- too much reality. 😂
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