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Or: In April, a couple decide to rent a cottage *on the HS2 route* and are now annoyed that it's disrupting their lives because they have to move out.

F*ckwittery doesn't get much better than this.
This is probably why I've turned out to be sh1t at politics - I'd only choose the battles that look credible and not grab any passing moan or idiot in support of my cause.
Presumably the couple will now rent a cottage on Heathrow's third runway and then moan to the Harmondsworth Gazzette when it goes wrong.
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