Thread by @davezatz

I’m gonna regret this, aren’t I??

Oh Fitbit, you consistently disappoint. Also what a brutal task it was getting the large band attached.

And we’re in! Too bad the save button doesn’t even fit in the screen. Wonder if they fixed it with the breathing app from my V1 experiences. But... Alexa!

And what the heck do these buttons do.

Haha the rotary dial phone one is brightness.

Alexa > Siri. In theory.

Yep, look at that timely screenshot notification. I’m all-in in Amazon.

Uh huh. Tell me more.

And...

Desperately seeking bug fixes.

Uhhhh. I need a little more foreplay and fewer errors before the sales pitch, Fitbit.

Hey @FitbitSupport can I flip the Versa 2 display so the button is on the other side?

Stop texting me @adammiarka it’s obscuring the eero messages. ;) The Versa 2 screen is definitely an upgrade, very nice. But still so much bezel.

This blank screen is where I’m supposed to be able to customize my watch face.

Without a speaker and transcription, Alexa feedback on smart home stuff is darn spartan.

Did it understand me? Did it really do it?

(Wife upstairs confirms I did turn the lights off on her.;)

Sigh. Fitbit.

So how do I merge my two sleeps into one Fitbit?

Thank you for attending my TED Talk.

I gots enough frustrating gadgets in other realms; things like WiFi and activity trackers just need to work.