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To the Tune of 'Phoney King of England' from Disney's Robin Hood.
Oh the world will sing of a Brit PM
A thousand years from now
And not because he passed some laws
Or of his blond-haired brow
Oh the world will sing of a Brit PM
A thousand years from now
And not because he passed some laws
Or of his blond-haired brow
He told gammon that he'd boldly lead
The great crusade they're on
So we've all had to slave away
For good-for-nothin' Johnson.
Incredible as he is inept
Whenever the history books are kept
They'll call him the fake PM of Britain
A pox on the fake PM of Britain!
The great crusade they're on
So we've all had to slave away
For good-for-nothin' Johnson.
Incredible as he is inept
Whenever the history books are kept
They'll call him the fake PM of Britain
A pox on the fake PM of Britain!
He stamps his feet in Downing street
Pretendin' he's a king
A spoilt tyke who's rather like
A puppet on a string
He throws an angry tantrum
When the votes don’t go his way…
…And then he calls for Dom
While he's suckin' his thumb
You see, he doesn't want to play.
Pretendin' he's a king
A spoilt tyke who's rather like
A puppet on a string
He throws an angry tantrum
When the votes don’t go his way…
…And then he calls for Dom
While he's suckin' his thumb
You see, he doesn't want to play.
Too late to be known as Boz the First
He's sure to be called Johnson the worst
A pox on the fake PM of Britain!
He's sure to be called Johnson the worst
A pox on the fake PM of Britain!
While he taxes us to pieces and
Spouts lies ‘bout Whipps Cross beds
Truth’s fragile crown keeps slippin' down
And off that horned head
Proroguing was the final card
In Cummings' dodgy pack.
So we'll find a way to make him pay
And get our Commons back!
Spouts lies ‘bout Whipps Cross beds
Truth’s fragile crown keeps slippin' down
And off that horned head
Proroguing was the final card
In Cummings' dodgy pack.
So we'll find a way to make him pay
And get our Commons back!
The minute before he knows we're there
Lady Hale will make the constitution clear
The sleezy wants-it-easy PM of Britain
The snivellin' grovellin'
Measly weasely
Blabberin' jabberin'
Gibberin' jabberin'
Blunderin'
Wheelin' dealin'
Boris Johnson! the fake PM of England
Yeah!
Lady Hale will make the constitution clear
The sleezy wants-it-easy PM of Britain
The snivellin' grovellin'
Measly weasely
Blabberin' jabberin'
Gibberin' jabberin'
Blunderin'
Wheelin' dealin'
Boris Johnson! the fake PM of England
Yeah!
And that is the FINAL extra 'Disney does Brexit' song for the Brexit Tapes book (and Boris' only named appearance). Honestly didn't think I'd get to use it.
Cooper/Boles 'Can you feel the love?':
See also Rees Mogg 'Be Prepared':
Cooper/Boles 'Can you feel the love?':
See also Rees Mogg 'Be Prepared':
Barnier/Tusk 'Be Our Guest':
And of course Michael Gove: 'Let it Gove':
And of course Michael Gove: 'Let it Gove':
Get your copy here: unbound.com/books/the-brex…
Adventures themselves start what feels like a thousand years ago here:
Now let's see how the last few weeks go before October for last tapes, so I can get this damn book finished and off to print!
Adventures themselves start what feels like a thousand years ago here:
Now let's see how the last few weeks go before October for last tapes, so I can get this damn book finished and off to print!
