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"Ooh! What if you adopted a rescue corgi? That might calm her down a bit." 
"I just think it's a bit premature to go full 'Nun's on the Run"
"Geoffrey Cox told me I could do it' Isn't going to work."
"i just don't think Theresa will want the job back."
"The thing you have to remember before you quit is that Dominic Raab is your deputy."
"Come on now. Be honest. Was it REALLY the spider that upset you or her ruling?"
"look on the bright side. At least you don't have to go to the Tory Party conference now."
"Okay. Let's try this. Can you round the number of affairs you've had to the nearest five?"
"So what have we learned about doing our homework?"
