a thread of impressions that i can do because they’re too obscure for my resume even though no one cares
#1 - yzma from emperor’s new groove
#1 - yzma from emperor’s new groove
#2 - r2d2 screaming in revenge of the sith....... i am so sorry
#3 - cat valentine’s laugh from victorious because why not
#4 - shakira, even though everyone and their mother has done this impression
#5 - idina menzel as elsa in frozen.... featuring some cute saliva in my mouth 🤠
#6 - daisy ridley as rey in star wars, featuring me laughing in between because I Am A Serious Actor
#7 - alexandria ocasio-cortez...... duh. come on SNL!!!
#8 - britney spears my queen my everything ft. my very prominent forehead
#9 - rachel green from friends, the fictional character after whom i was named!
[CC: "i'll turn him into a flea, then i'll put that flea in a box, then put that box inside of another box, then i'll mail it to myself and when it arrives AH! HA! HA!.... i'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!!!!"]
[CC: (this sound can only be described as a high-pitched mental breakdown.)]
[CC: "ah ha ha ha... ah ha ha ha ha..... huh."]
[CC: (sounding like shakira, I hope, or else this would be very awkward) "oh baby when you talk like that, you make a woman go bad. so be wise and keep on reading the signs of my body. i'm on tonight, you know my hips don't lie and i'm starting to feel it's right."]
[CC: (literally singing 'let it go' like idina menzel because i'm a winner. this might be my bets impression.)]
[CC: "i need someone to help me find my place in all of this. (stifles laughter) luke skywalker? ... i thought he was a myth."]
[CC: "oh baby, baby. how was i supposed to know that something wasn't right, yeah? oh baby, baby. i shouldn't have let you gOOoOoOoo."]
[CC: (this cannot be described, sound-wise) "ross. ross. ross... oh. .... yeah! yeah."
