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So this Nigerian Pastor Bro Joshua Iginla built a swimming pool in his church in Abuja were people receive their miracles and they have to wear a robe with his face on it.
"Pool of Bethesda"
Interesting 😉🤔🤔
When I open my church its directly inside the pool we will do our singles fellowship nightvigil...
Remember not to call me your Excellency and white Tshirt only pls.
They have all received their miracles,
What's wrong with them? 🤷🏾‍♂️
Who dressed them up? 🤷🏾‍♂️
Why is the Pastor's face on their pool clothing? 🤷🏾‍♂️
My People, Una dey think at all? 🤷🏾‍♂️
"I bought a house $1m for my wife who is your mother & my children are in the BEST schools in America"
Pastor Bro Joshua Iginla 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿
After he divorced his 🇳🇬wife earlier in the year cos she wasnt understanding of his difficult situation of having a South African girlfriend who had his baby all this he told the church, he bought a private Jet to preach the gospel... Praise the Lord.
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The 🇳🇬 Jordan Peterson strikes again. “Marriage is abt sacrifice and endurance, this generation call it Abuse”
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There is this church in Abuja with a weird flex. The Pastor built a swimming pool in the church premises and called it "pool of bethsheba" or something.

The pool has healing powers. Enter and your problems disappear. If you want to enter the pool, you have to pay 50K per swim
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I am not sure it has as much healing power as paying 50K to submerge yourself in the pool itself.

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