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So I made one of two calls to enquire about what caused this #FUTA beating. Turns out it was because of iPhone and gbeborun

Fat girl and friends: sleeps around with boys to get iPhone

Beaten girl: spreads rumour that babes sleep around for iPhone

Bad Guy: was promised.....
...sex to beat school daughter for spreading the rumour.

FUTA authority: shey y'all don't have sense right, come and face panel tomorrow by 9am.
This is the latest I got right now. Apparently, the girl's life is at risk
As at now, police are at the school gate to prevent boys from beating the girl. The boys then chaced the police away, some have jumped fence currently to go beat the girl at the sheriff office where she's kept for security purposes.

Turns out this is a really big deal
Information reaching me now is that that the possible consequence(s) for the #futa assaulters would be

Alagbara: double promotion from convocation with class of 2022 to class of 2018

SexforiPhone gang: 1 year suspension with an undertaking not to near the gbeborun girl
Happy convocation bro. I wish you the best at the orientation camp #futa convocation
NEW UPDATE GUYS

the girl being beaten was not the school daughter.
Mama Ofili ganga aka Mopping stick girls is actually the school daughter.

But wait fez, how can that gstring boy have a school mother that's twice his size
While you all are here kindly follow me, I follow back
Here's what the school gate looks like right now.
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