Hags in DnD are cool because they just look like they’re having a blast whilst doing villainies
they are the monsters whose motivation is most often “because that shit was funny to me”
they are the monsters whose motivation is most often “because that shit was funny to me”
#HagFact: Hags come from many different environs and are always jerks, just in different ways
A Forest Hag will attack you by hurling raccoons at you, whereas the more passive-aggressive Ice Hag will likely stand in winter conditions in a nice coat and say "you look cold"
A Forest Hag will attack you by hurling raccoons at you, whereas the more passive-aggressive Ice Hag will likely stand in winter conditions in a nice coat and say "you look cold"
#HagFact: Hags sometimes do weird shit for no reason on the off-chance it might bother you
they will curse you so that you fart out your mouth and burp out your butt and it's way more uncomfortable than it sounds
they will curse you so that you fart out your mouth and burp out your butt and it's way more uncomfortable than it sounds
#HagFact: if you offend a Hag by failing to show respect, they will always (ALWAYS) show up at somber emotional moments in your life and do obnoxious pelvic thrusts while cackling, no matter the occasion
they will not get bored doing this
they have scheduled their day around this
they will not get bored doing this
they have scheduled their day around this
#HagFact: Hags are expert ambushers and will frequently lurk in the corners of restaurants you're at and, once your food arrives, they swoop in and forcibly brush your teeth and then run away laughing as your food all tastes like toothpaste now, you know that taste
