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David Burge

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This just in: the Hawkeyes have won 14 straight Super Bowls

Iowa's real Super Bowl is watching Iowa State, Minnesota, and Nebraska fight over who is Iowa's Super Bowl

ISU Fan: we live rent-free in Iowa's head
Minnesota Fan: nuh uh WE live rent-free in Iowa's head
Nebraska Fan: back off you two, it is US who truly lives rent-free in Iowa's head

*push* *shove* *sock* *punch* *oof*

Iowa Fan: *sips beer in lawn chair*

Correction: 15 straight Super Bowls

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