Thread by @iowahawkblog

In this rare footage, we see the elusive Alabama Hedge Cougar emerging from its natural habitat

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1200936381658341377

I swear, this is the stadium at every SEC game

Principle diet: appletinis and box wine
Range: 1.4 Range Rover tankfuls from Atlanta
Lifespan: 15th to 40th class reunion

#MutualofDavesWildKingdom

I readily admit I really outkicked the coverage with my wife, but these SEC student sections are flat out ridiculous

I'd think if you were a non-stop smokeshow, you'd maybe aspire to something better than a floppy banged Sigma Chi goomer named Blaine who's heir to both Bugtussle Hardee's franchises