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It's #GivingTuesday so we're launching our Winter Appeal! We want to raise £50,000 to match our crowdfunder to maintain the museum and develop future exhibitions. To get started, every donation over £5 before 6pm, we'll tweet a slang term in SHOUTY CAPS virginmoneygiving.com/fund/VMwintera…
Before we start, an obligatory disclaimer that the Vagina Museum does not endorse any of these slang terms, and many seem to fundamentally misunderstand the form and/or function of vaginas, vulvas, clitorises or labia.
BEEF CURTAINS
FANNY
QUIM
MINGE
TUPPENCE
PISSFLAPS
VAJAJAY
MIMSY
TUNNOCKS TEA CAKE
10th donation, so here's a big 'un... CUNT
PUSSY
SPAM PURSE
COOCHIE
KOJAK IN A KAYAK
LADYHOLE
GASH
VERTICAL SMILE
BATCAVE
COCKSOCK
DOWN THERE
FOOFOO
HAIRY POTTER AND THE WIZARD'S SLEEVE
JUICE WALLET
FISH TACO
GROWLER
THE NOTORIOUS V.A.G.
TWAT
FUCKHOLE
PRIVATE PARTS
CLUNGE
FRONT BOTTOM
HAIRY AXE WOUND
YONI
FLAPSIMUS DECIMUS MERIDIUS COMMANDER OF THE ARMIES OF THE NORTH GENERAL OF THE FELIX LEGION AND LOYAL FRIEND TO THE TRUE EMPEROR MARCUS AURELIUS FATHER TO A MURDERED SON HUSBAND TO A MURDERED WIFE AND IT WILL HAVE ITS VENGEANCE IN THIS LIFE OR THE NEXT
BOX
FLANGE
CUNNY
if we hit £500 today, we'll do a victory lap and shout a whole TEN slang terms! virginmoneygiving.com/fund/VMwintera…

the money you're donating helps maintain the world's first and only bricks-and-mortar museum dedicated to vaginas, vulvas and the gynae anatomy, and develop new exhibitions
LADY JANE
MAP OF TASMANIA
PUNANI
BEARDED CLAM
aaaah we hit £500! we're ovary-whelmed! here, as promised, is a bumper crop of 10 slang terms:
ORCHID
KITTY
VELVET GLOVE
HOTBOX
PUMPUM
BUSH
BAJINGO
LADYGARDEN
BUSH
FANJO
CAMEL TOE
Eagle-eyed @jamesgraham has spotted we've got two bushes, so to make things right...

PENIS FLY TRAP (suggested by @PhilippaBing)
HOOHOO
VELVET-LINED MEAT GRINDER
HONEYPOT
Last one of the day, a very festive SANTA'S GROTTO
if you enjoyed this thread and want to see more from the Vagina Museum, please do support our work celebrating and educating about vaginas, vulvas and the gynaecological anatomy. Merry Clit-mas! virginmoneygiving.com/fund/VMwintera…
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