Thread by @alexlobaloba

To avert yesterday's traffic, I decided to take Okada from Ojuelegba to Ketu. The rider said 2k, but if he is taking 2 people we will pay 1k each.

I decided to pair with another person just to cut cost. Biggest mistake I'll make in 2019. 😭

I should've just paid the 2k... 1/7

...and enjoy the ride without any "hard feelings". Ohhh Gawd 😭 (Tobi, stopeet, don't cry)

The guy that I paired with sat behind me. While in transit, he started sniffing my neck, in my mind I was like "am I smelling ?".

Next thing he whispered "You smell nice"... 2/7

I replied innocently with a smile "ohhh, thank you boss". I thought he was going to stop there. Next thing, guy said "what would it take him to be my real friend?" With more emphasis on 'REAL FRIEND'.

I was confused like "egbámi, from where to where? abelyfesrbrukni??? "..
3/7

I didn't answer him, brought out my earpiece and started jamming @wizkidayo's EP.

Suddenly, I started feeling something hard rubbing the upper part of my bum bum. In my mind, I was like God I hope this is not what I am thinking. By this time we were approaching Maryland. 4/7

I kid you not, this murda fvcking guy was having a hard-on and using it to rub me. (allow me to cry please 😭😭😭)

Till this moment, I don't know how to feel, I don't even know how to react. I feel stained, weak & confused.

Told the rider to drop me at Ojota. 5/7

The eleribu still had the audacity to ask for my number. I know some people will say I should've hit him, kicked him, slapped him or para for him.

But I can't even touch or exchange words with him. I was highly irritated!

He told the rider not collect money from me... 6/7

I stretched 1k to the rider & told him angrily in Yoruba that "if you don't want to see 2020 don't collect this money." he quickly grabbed it and I left.

Didn't say a word to anyone, i trekked from Ojota to Ketu.

I should've just book a ride jejely on @OPay_NG. 😔😭

Someone shared this with me. Crazyyy fagsss plenty out there.