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Last time I caught the cats randomly staked out in front of the dishwasher was two days before the dishwasher broke from a mouse eating through the drainage tube.

Guess now I have a fun project for the last day of 2019.
Plot twist: I pulled out and investigated the dishwasher. All looked good. 😎

Then I put the dishwasher back and.....now the drain pump no longer works 💩
If I start a cleaning cycle, then reset it, the drain pump will quietly rev three times, then give up and throw an error message. I've checked the impeller. Nothing's blocking it.
FML. I think the cats just punkd me into breaking the dishwasher.
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Dear @RepSmucker (habitual denier of the "quid pro quo"),

"Finally bending to the White House request, Mr. Zelensky’s staff planned for him to make an announcement in an interview on Sept. 13 with Fareed Zakaria, the host of a weekly news show on CNN."
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