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#Sunday #humour - Lifestyle of software professionals -

I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.

My friends and I went out for dinner and as I finished, I started walking towards the wash basin with the plate in my hand.

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I don't login to Facebook, YouTube, etc. at my internet connection at home, thinking it will be blocked any way. Till I realize that I am at home.

After talking to one of my friends, I ended the conversation saying, "Ok bye, in case of any issues, will call you back".

Ctd 2/5
I went to a pharmacy and asked for a tab. Pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg? I replied 256mb. Thank god, he didn't notice.

Contd... 3/5
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Story of #Sunday
Yes!
#THREAD
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So all who have read B!ble know that the Sabbath was the 7th day or Saturday!
Then how did Sunday become the day of rest?
There is an interesting story about it.
We all know in #Hinduism Sunday is the day of #SUN or Soorya.
King of all planets Image
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This day,fast observed is the strictest. Like Chath pooja. Salt can't even be touched.
Similarly all the countries following the most ancient tradition of #pagan worship observed Sunday as sacred.

Now, in early 4th century,Roman Emperor Constantine ( yes, u read in morning) Image
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Wanted to expand his Empire. He realized that people were joining #Christianity more bcoz of the oppression by Romans
Especially the working class

So to take advantage, he cooked up a story that he had a flash vision in Sky
That all his Pagan soldiers must become Christi@ns
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#Sunday #humour - A man stood outside of his house after a bitter fight with his wife, he noticed a crate of beer bottles.

He took out an empty bottle and smashed it onto the wall swearing, "You are the reason I fight with my wife".

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He smashed the second bottle, "You are the reason I don't love my children".

He smashed the third bottle, "You are the reason I don't have a decent job".

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When he took the fourth bottle, he realized that the bottle was still sealed and full of beer and he said to the bottle, "You stand aside, I know you were not involved".

Cheers! 😃😛😂 #alcohol #BEER #family
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Gelin hep beraber
Yahudi'leri Dünü-Bugünüyle
daha yakindan taniyalim

Ey israilogullari!

Yahudileri/Sion'istleri tanimk istiyorsaniz,
#Kabala'yi bilmemiz gerekiyor

Kabal/Kabala/Kabalah/Cabal'i tanimak icin de,
Gecmisi bilmeliyiz

Ama gecmis/Tarih yok

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Gecmis/Tarih neden yok?

Cünkü
Yazilan-anlatilan tarih Yalan,Carpitilmis
ve üstü örtülmüs tarihten ibarettir

Kafir sözcügü bu yüzden kullanilir.

Kafir
yani Gercegin üstünü örtenler/gizleyenler demektir.
...
Önce #israil gercegini taniyalim.

IS-RA-EL Image
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Bize Mitolojik veya hikaye tadinda tanittiklari
Tüm "Tanri ve Tanricalar" #iblis ve ona tapanlardan baskasi degildir

IS RA EL
ISIS=Eski Misir'da kendini
Nut ile Geb'in kizi
Osiris,Seth ve Nephthys'in kardesi
ikizi Osiris'in esi ve Horus'un annesi olarak tanitan Disi Seytandir Image
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#Sunday #humour - This a very very cute one!

Should children witness childbirth?

Here's your answer.

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, the 3-year old girl at home...

Contd... 1/4
to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.

Contd... 2/4
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Contd... 3/4
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"But the touchscreen was written off as just that when Steve Jobs unveiled first iPhone in 2007. A prominent tech journalist described it as “tough to use”. Jobs responded: “Your thumbs will learn.” And he was right."

#sunday #reads #microships #cyborgs

hindustantimes.com/columns/we-re-…
Most are taken to Bukhara & encouraged to eat w/ fingers. Don't think @realDonaldTrump went to Bukhara, though some food was sent up to his room. Bukhara champion is @BillClinton (before he became vegan & gave up some of his minor vices). @virsanghvi

hindustantimes.com/brunch/rude-fo…
In 2017, @Samsung @Sony and @LGUS LG had 65% of the TV market, smart TV were less than 20% of this. Then @XiaomiIndia launched smart TVs at 12999 IN 2018, now the smart TV overall share is 40%.

Xiaomi alone has sold 4 million since.

economictimes.indiatimes.com/industry/cons-…
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#Sunday #humour - Why Parents Pull Their Hair Out!

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick. So he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

'Hello?'

'Is your daddy home?'

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'Yes, he's out in the garden', whispered the small voice.
'May I talk with him’?
The child whispered, 'No'.
So the boss asked, 'Well, is your Mommy there’?
'Yes, she's out in the garden too’.
The boss asked; 'May I talk with her’?
Again the small voice whispered, 'No'.

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Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there’?
'Yes', whispered the child, 'a cop'.
Wondering what a cop would be doing there, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the cop’?
'No, he's busy', whispered the child.

Contd... 3/
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Did you know?

The familiar expression, “An apple a day keeps the doctor away.” is based on a Pembrokeshire proverb that originated in 1866: “Eat an apple on going to bed, and you’ll keep the doctor from earning his bread.”

So is it true? Find out...
#SundayBrunch Image
1. Nutritional value

Apples are loaded with important nutrients, including fibre, vitamin c, vitamin k, copper, and antioxidants. Image
2. Heart Benefits

Studies show that eating more apples could be associated with a lower risk of several chronic conditions, including heart disease. This may be due to the presence of flavonoids – compounds that have been shown to reduce inflammation and protect heart health. Image
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#Sunday #humour - Puns for the educated minds...

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

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They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

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I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

Why were the Indians able to settle here first? They had reservations.

We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

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#Recipe #Thread #Hyderabadi #Biryani
𝐇𝐲𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐚𝐝𝐢 𝐌𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐊𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐡𝐢 𝐃𝐮𝐦 𝐁𝐢𝐫𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐢
In This Thread I Will Be Adding The Steps To Prepare Hyderabadi Mutton Biryani. #Cooking 👨‍🍳 #HomeCooking
Image:- Prepared by Me, Last #Sunday. Image
#Recipe #Thread #Hyderabadi #Biryani
STEP 1/N:- Wash The Mutton Properly. Add Green Papaya Paste & Ginger Paste. Go For Mutton With Bones & Fats. It Adds A Great Flavor.
#Recipe #Thread #Hyderabadi #Biryani
STEP 2/N:- Add Garlic Paste, Red Chili Powder, Turmeric Powder & Salt. Mix Well. If Time Permits, Add Each Ingredient Separately & Mix For a Better Result.
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Rolling out!
The Compassion Caravan is a different sort of protest... part #Black #Miami history lesson, part field trip, all-in protest against injustice ... (with social distancing)
@WPLGLocal10 #MIAMIPROTEST #sunday
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This is the route👇🏼for the Compassion Caravan protestors.
Some on this journey live within just a few miles of these historic neighborhoods, tho are seeing & learning about them first-hand for the first time today.

@WPLGLocal10 #MiamiProtest #Sunday Image
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Case in point, Liberty Square, a massive neighborhood in “Liberty City,.. the oldest public housing project in the country, opened in 1937.
@WPLGLocal10 #MiamiProtest #Sunday #Compassion #Caravan
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1/4 #COVID19 key concerns in 🇨🇦: Today, in lieu of a daily in-person update to the media, I have issued a Sunday statement you can read in full here: bit.ly/2Ujy5OA
2/4 We are now updating #COVID19 in 🇨🇦 numbers once a day, in the evening on Canada.ca/coronavirus. As of last evening (end of day Saturday, June 6), there are now 95,057 cases including 7,773 deaths & 53,614 or 56% recovered cases.
3/4 This #Sunday, remember as we continue to live with #COVID19, we need to keep up with our prevention efforts: #WashYourHands #PhysicalDistancing #CoughEtiquette #StayHomeIfSick
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141. From Kerala With Love!! 😊 Image
143. ভাপা ইলিশ আর বাসমতি চালের ভাত।। এটা বৌ এর বানানো।। Bhapa Ilish & Basmati Rice by Wife. The Bong Thing!! 😋😋😋 #Cooking #CookTogether Image
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At St Cadoc's, Llangattock Vibon Avel, when it came to stained glass, no expense was spared.
Every window in this medieval church bursts with Victorian vibrancy, with examples from some of the very best makers of the era.

Hands up who's ready for a stained glass trip?

#thread
Charles Eamer Kempe created the window in the Rolls Chapel: a four light line-up of superstar saints. But the luminous St Michael in golden armour steals the show. His wings shimmer with peacock feathers, and a blood-red creature - half man half beast watches from his feet.

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Earlier in his career, Kempe crafted an orchestra of angels to fill the double tiers of the west window. They play under starry skies with a fantasy citadel behind them.
One angel plays the triangle, an instrument first documented in the 10th century.

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So let me get this right.

Sunday was always an odd day for a #COVID19 announcement

Journalists did ask #Johnson why it had to be #Sunday.

He responded that the data wasn't all available, but ONCE it was, he wanted to move fast.

Details were crucial.

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He pre recorded the announcement, so no last-minute details were added.

Although data was relevant, he made no effort to align with the rest of the UK nations.

And managed to add all sorts of confusion about which industries in which way with which transport.

#coronavirus

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As I've said since Day One.

People who make bad decisions continue to make bad decisions. Then they create even worse outcomes as they cover up their mistakes instead of correcting them, more people die.

#Johnson is the walking, poorly judged talking case study of this point.
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#WeThePeople are in big, horrible and #YUGE trouble because of #BadPlanning. I want to tell you a story - a modern day #parable.

Two cattle rustlers working on an #InsideJob to steal veal, decided to test their newfound Sharps Buffalo Rifle.
#RanchoDeluxe
The young rustlers' Sharps 1874 Buffalo Rifle test worked just fine - dropping one of the wealthy land-owning rancher's grazing steer dead with a single bullet of such tremendous caliber - "it blowed a hole in him you that could throw a cat through."
However, the folly of the rife-testing young and impatient American cattle rustlers became immediately apparent when a hair-raising #helicopter versus #car chase exciting ensued.
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The statue of Christ in #RiodeJaneiro 🇧🇷 is lit up on Easter #Sunday with images of medical workers in honor of everyone fighting the #coronavirus #pandemic around the #world.

There were also flags and messages of support in solidarity with the countries affected by #COVID19. ImageImageImageImage
Part 2. ImageImageImageImage
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As the #Christian community prepares for #Easter, which will take place on #Sunday, #Israel’s permit regime decides who will receive permits to travel to Jerusalem and who will not.
By: @P_Strickland_
#TrumpsEasterTraditions #EasterSunday #Easter
mintpressnews.com/watch-palestin…
#Israel severely restricts the freedom of movement for both #Christian and #Muslim #Palestinians — including their access to holy sites in Jerusalem and elsewhere.
#JesusIsAlive #TrumpsEasterTraditions #EasterSunday #Easter #COVID19
Jerusalem is home to a number of holy sites for the Abrahamic faiths. For Christians, the Church of the Holy Sepulcher, which dates back to 326 A.D., is the place where #JesusChrist is believed to have been crucified.
#EasterSunday #Easter #COVID19 #SundayMotivation
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@NicolasMaduro wrote: "From the beginning, #DonaldTrump downplayed and even denied it ( #coronavirus ), the same way he has done with #climatechange.
By: @AlanRMacLeod
Graphics: @MintPressNews
#COVID19 #EasterSunday #Easter Image
The crisis in the #UnitedStates aggravates because, despite having the resources @realDonaldTrump, is not willing to transform the healthcare system to prioritize full care for the population instead of profit-based private pharmaceutical industry.”
Unlike in the United States where #coronavirus treatment can cost up to $35,000 and where #Trump seems more concerned about the economy than about peoples’ lives, Venezuela is handling the crisis by placing value in health over profits.
mintpressnews.com/venezuelas-cor…
#EasterSunday
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A long time ago, there was a man named Abimelech. He decided he should be the king and ruler over everyone and everything...

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#SundayThoughts #SundayMorning
The first thing Abimelech did was to convince some very powerful men to give him a little bit of money.

So little they would hardly notice, but just enough for Abimelech to...

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#SundayThoughts #SundayMorning
Hire the right men to help Abimelech become king.

With the money given to Abimelech he set out to “hire worthless and reckless men...”

Only men of this type would do.

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#SundayThoughts #SundayMorning
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The more I read and study, the more I get convinced that elections are fundamentally a right wing paradigm.

Since Romans the tribuni plebis have had to fight for a broader’s citizenship rights as a subordinate device the dominant economic power, disproportional to the breadth..
...and complexity of the instances they defend.

Institutionalised preference (and need) aggregation is still in its infancy, though participatory democracy is more common today.

How’s the narrative actually keeping us from reinventing “us”, regardless of the status quo?
#sunday
I have a hint we just might need to have to make the time for it.
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