Hey ladies! If you’re 20+ and like the idea of a weeklong trip to space with an eclectic 44 y o billionaire who wants to buy your affection, plus his entire posse, with *no escape* if it gets weird, on Elon Musk’s “Big Falcon Rocket” (can’t make it up) have I got a deal for you!
“The trip on Mr. Musk’s Big Falcon Rocket is set to take place in 2023. Women hoping to join Mr. Maezawa must be over 20, have a “bright and positive” personality and (unsurprisingly) an interest in space travel.”
(I mean, honestly, I need @JordanPeele to make this horror movie. The mind fckng boggles at the possibilities. OMG.)
